Jackson 'Doofser' Monk is 40 Today

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 10:14 pm

Happy 40th kidd-o. Right now my obsession is with being a father of a teenage son (in a week's time). Being 40 is biological, you have no control, teenage kid is something you brought on yourself. It doesn't seem possible, give me more time! You have several years to go.

Post by **DrSpooky** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:46 pm

Forty years old!! Wow!

Feel free to come out and yell at the young whipper snappers who keep walking on the lawn.

Happy Birthday!!

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Fri Jan 06, 2006 11:47 pm

BlueChair wrote:If 50 is the new 40, surely 40 is the new 30...

happy birthday!

Very true. Also, "senility and incontinence" is the new "death."

Anyhow, my advice is simple: denial....Hey, 100 million alcoholics can't be wrong!

Happy B-day, Mr. Doofster.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 3:26 am

Belated Happy 40th to my favourite male spurs fan on this board whose birthday it is.

King Hoarse · Post by **King Hoarse** » Sat Jan 07, 2006 4:02 pm

Jag har den äran att gratulera! Inte illa pinkat av en trähäst!

Jackson Monk · Post by **Jackson Monk** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 5:43 am

Seriously hungover and knackered. I danced so hard last night that my shirt was soaked through for hours.

Highlight was a drunken men's foot stomping rendition of 500 miles by The Proclaimers and a high tempo embarrassing leg rattling 'One Step Beyond'.

Loads of great prezzies too, although one has to wonder why so may people bought me large quantities of alcohol...................can live with that though!

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Sun Jan 08, 2006 3:04 pm

Happy birthday, Mr. Monk. Late. I'll listen to the Juliet Letters in your honor.