Just for the fun of it
Just for the fun of it
Let's combine Elvis' songs together to make a new song.
Tokyo Shipbuilding
Tokyo Shipbuilding
It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think that you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt
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Dedicated to Mr. Average (It's intended to be satirical. Humourous. Just like Mr. Average when he's not being passive aggressive, which is obviously a lot of the time. I hope my degree of disclosure about this is forgiven, but I'm trying very hard not to be passive aggressive. It's just not my style, though I'm remarkably tolerant of those for whom it seems to be a passion - they can't help that they're so cruelly sexually repressed).
I Hope You're Needled Now
A Man Out Of Time Called Big Nothing
Episode Of Battered
Shot With His Own Pretty Words
Watch Your Step (don't have to change that one to be hilariously funny like Mr. Average).
Just About Glad Clowntime Is Over
Dr. Beaten To The Punch's Assistant (that would be me)
that'll do... can't be bothered expending any more precious energy on what may be misconstrued by the paranoid as hate, whoever they may be. Because hate is congruent with something within them, only they haven't put the name on it yet. So it's out of their control, despite their denials... I guess if they don't know by now nobody's going to tell them. But, actually, I wouldn't know.
I Hope You're Needled Now
A Man Out Of Time Called Big Nothing
Episode Of Battered
Shot With His Own Pretty Words
Watch Your Step (don't have to change that one to be hilariously funny like Mr. Average).
Just About Glad Clowntime Is Over
Dr. Beaten To The Punch's Assistant (that would be me)
that'll do... can't be bothered expending any more precious energy on what may be misconstrued by the paranoid as hate, whoever they may be. Because hate is congruent with something within them, only they haven't put the name on it yet. So it's out of their control, despite their denials... I guess if they don't know by now nobody's going to tell them. But, actually, I wouldn't know.
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Kudo's to So Lacklustre for the best of the bunch. Very creative, and I chuckled out loud. Thanks.
I usually don't participate in these silly threads, but this one has been most enjoyable. I find myself combining movie titles with my daughter and we laughed into the night last night with some outrageous screen plays, notably, one that we came up with for a faux film called "Intolerable Dynamite and Her Sisters". Directed by John Woo and Woody Allen. Screenplay: Michael Moore.
I usually don't participate in these silly threads, but this one has been most enjoyable. I find myself combining movie titles with my daughter and we laughed into the night last night with some outrageous screen plays, notably, one that we came up with for a faux film called "Intolerable Dynamite and Her Sisters". Directed by John Woo and Woody Allen. Screenplay: Michael Moore.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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No stir ups here Mr. Bamboo. I won't attempt to match wits with you or spar with you. I am a bit mystified by your comments, as I feel that they are entirely undeserved.
I really do look forward to reading your posts when on point. When the tide turns, and for whatever reason you decide to attack, I concede. You win.
I think that you would be a very interesting person to meet. I am sure that you don't share the sentiment. Ironically, I think we would hit it off. Strange as it may sound, I think the same of Ms. Mug, who I have irritated and angered, but I always look forward to her posts.
I am really not sure how this all got started, but I'm waving the white flag.
Vote for Pedro.
I really do look forward to reading your posts when on point. When the tide turns, and for whatever reason you decide to attack, I concede. You win.
I think that you would be a very interesting person to meet. I am sure that you don't share the sentiment. Ironically, I think we would hit it off. Strange as it may sound, I think the same of Ms. Mug, who I have irritated and angered, but I always look forward to her posts.
I am really not sure how this all got started, but I'm waving the white flag.
Vote for Pedro.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
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I'm Not Dumb
Brilliant Miss Macbeth
Crawling to Paradise
Living in the USA
Pads, Paws, and Understanding
(What's So Funny About) (the Bugs Are Taking Over)
My Little Almost Blue Chair
45 Pony St., Chelsea
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Can't you see that they're out of some kind of regard, love even? I could have been coldly indifferent but I'm wasn't. That and you being mystified about it is the price I pay for having to resort to subjecting you to ridicule if it's called for.Mr. Average wrote:No stir ups here Mr. Bamboo. I won't attempt to match wits with you or spar with you. I am a bit mystified by your comments, as I feel that they are entirely undeserved.
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This was a lot of fun, especially lacklustre's contributions. You'll Never Be A Horse has got to hurt. Hahaha. Here are some more:
Turning The Town Straight
I Can't Stand Up For Worthless Shoes
Home Is Anywhere You Dangle Your Club
Two Little Atoms
Oliver's Inch
Must You Throw Swine In My Face?
(What's So Funny -Bout) Accidents?
You Little Horse
She's Pulling Out The Pear
Unwanted Triggers
Less Than 20%
I Want Your Chair-Shaped Big Toe
Battered Old Tart At The Birthday Party
Human Hitlers
The Greatest Miss
A Town Called Filthy Bedroom
Turning The Town Straight
I Can't Stand Up For Worthless Shoes
Home Is Anywhere You Dangle Your Club
Two Little Atoms
Oliver's Inch
Must You Throw Swine In My Face?
(What's So Funny -Bout) Accidents?
You Little Horse
She's Pulling Out The Pear
Unwanted Triggers
Less Than 20%
I Want Your Chair-Shaped Big Toe
Battered Old Tart At The Birthday Party
Human Hitlers
The Greatest Miss
A Town Called Filthy Bedroom
What this world needs is more silly men.
(I Don't Wna To Go To) Boy With A Problem
Let Them All Dangle
Big Tears Before Crawling To The USA
Welcome To The Shallow Grave
Beaten To Blue
Daddy, You'll Never Be A Man
Psycho Plays Around
(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Big Sisters Clothes
Deep Dark Truthful Zero
She's Pulling Out My Lip
My Red Shoes Keep Talking In The Dark
The Name Of This Thing Is Bama Lama Bama Loo
Either Side Of The Same Blonde
The Hoover I Burned
Blame It On My Science Fiction Twin
Tear Off Your Own Pads, Paws And Claws
20% Broken
I'm Your Hell
Let Them All Dangle
Big Tears Before Crawling To The USA
Welcome To The Shallow Grave
Beaten To Blue
Daddy, You'll Never Be A Man
Psycho Plays Around
(The Angels Wanna Wear My) Big Sisters Clothes
Deep Dark Truthful Zero
She's Pulling Out My Lip
My Red Shoes Keep Talking In The Dark
The Name Of This Thing Is Bama Lama Bama Loo
Either Side Of The Same Blonde
The Hoover I Burned
Blame It On My Science Fiction Twin
Tear Off Your Own Pads, Paws And Claws
20% Broken
I'm Your Hell
Libraries filled up with failed ideas
There's nothing more for me there
I trust in tender ink and gentle airs
There's nothing more for me there
I trust in tender ink and gentle airs
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Re: Just for the fun of it
For some reason so lacklustre’s “You’ll never be a horse” came into my head and I searched to find this thread. I don’t think a post on this forum has ever made me laugh so much!
Feel free to add to it - the last post was in 2005 so there are even more permutations
Feel free to add to it - the last post was in 2005 so there are even more permutations
Who’s this kid with his mumbo jumbo?
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Re: Just for the fun of it
(The Angels Want To Wear My) Green Shirt.
I love you just as much as I hate your guts.