Crazy?

[pip_52]

I could dig it. Elvis is welcome to break my heart any day ...

I happen to be free on Friday, as a matter of fact ...

[A rope leash]

I've never been pluked before, but I have to think that Elvis doesn't have enough to really hurt me.

I guess giving up one's virginity has to hurt in some way. Yes, someday Elvis and I will meet at the consumation station, and I will for once be able to say I've done it all.

Hi. Pip! Sorry I'm such a rude crud. Drive by sometime and shoot me.

[bobster]

And I thought I was a big EC fan....ARL is prepared to pay the ultimate fanboy tribute and I salute him.

However, I will also avoid this thread in the future... (we really need an emoticon for sheer terror)

[A rope leash]

Will no one else stand to be sodomized by Elvis?

or bend forth, rather...?

[SweetPear]

You gals have to let go of thinking about that underwear thing and think about him whispering in your ear with that voice of his. If he did that, would you really care about his undies?

No, Spooky, I agree with you! That IS the way I picture Elvis.....whispering in my ear or having some incredible conversation with me (that he would, no doubt, find so intriguing that he'd have to write a song about it.)
I don't care about his undies. I don't even want to think about his undies!

(Yuk, I don't like the turn this conversation has taken.)

[Mr. Average]

Uhmmm, I'm not positive...but fairly certain that A Rope Leash has returned...




...with a bullet.

Pow! Straight to the moon, baby.