I start work tomorrow!
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I start work tomorrow!
I will be working at the Stop And Shop gas station. I get to sit in a little booth listening to Elvis all day.
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Re: I start work tomorrow!
So not much change then ?wehitandrun wrote:I get to sit in a little booth listening to Elvis all day.
Good luck, and don't forget to be courteous to your customers.
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Zoot Allures
WIND UP WORKIN' IN A GAS STATION (Frank Zappa)
This here song might offend you some.
If it does, it's because you're dumb.
That's the way it is where I come from.
If you been there too, let me see your thumb.
Let me see your thumb. (16x)
Show me your thumb if your really dumb. (x3)
Show me your thumb if your dumb.
Hey now, better make a decision.
Be a moron, and keep your position.
You oughta know now, all your education,
won't help you no-how.
You're gonna wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station (x3)
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station. (x2)
Manny da camper wants to by some whites.
Wind up workin' in a gas station (x4)
Wind up workin' in a gas station. (x4)
This here song might offend you some.
If it does, it's because you're dumb.
That's the way it is where I come from.
If you been there too, let me see your thumb.
Let me see your thumb. (16x)
Show me your thumb if your really dumb. (x3)
Show me your thumb if your dumb.
Hey now, better make a decision.
Be a moron, and keep your position.
You oughta know now, all your education,
won't help you no-how.
You're gonna wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station (x3)
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Pumpin' the gas every night.
Wind up workin' in a gas station.
Wind up workin' in a gas station. (x2)
Manny da camper wants to by some whites.
Wind up workin' in a gas station (x4)
Wind up workin' in a gas station. (x4)
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I know a guy who worked in a little booth in gas (we call it petrol here) station. One of his regulars was a politician and he wound up getting a job as a Customs & Excise Officer from the politician, who thought he was destined for better things. He was sent to be the customs official in a bonded warehouse (choc a bloc with pure irish whisky). Keep chatting up the customers, WHAR, you never know what might happen (Mind you, I'd better not tell you what happened to the guy afterwards).
oh I just dunno where to begin
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Fumes
Back in the day, you would have pumped the gas, checked my oil, checked my tire pressure, washed the bugs off of my windshield AND my grill. After I paid for my purchase of a full tank of gas, you would have given me change back for my five dollars, and you would have said "thank you, sir" without expecting a tip.
Then, after years of breathing gasoline fumes, you would die of cancer like a lab rat and a solid citizen.
Ah, the good old days.
Cigar, anybody?
Then, after years of breathing gasoline fumes, you would die of cancer like a lab rat and a solid citizen.
Ah, the good old days.
Cigar, anybody?
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