Is it dirty? A NEW GAME!!!!

BrilliantMistake45 · Post by **BrilliantMistake45** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:04 am

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ah-hem. and doggone it, people like me.

well, bm, you got put up an elvis line like 63 just did and then someone says whether they think it is dirty or not. we're playing a game you can't win. all of our games are like that, it is just that people sometimes quit over them.[/quote]

Ah I see. Allow me to get it back on track.

elvisisking63 wrote:Maybe a bit too obvious...

The little girl you dangle on your knee without mishap
Stirs something in your memory
And something in your lap

Yes, very very dirty.

Heres mine:

Don't you know I got the bully boys out
changing someone's facial design,
sitting with my toy room lout,
polishing my precious china
Don't you know I'm an animal?
But don't you know I can't stand up steady?
But you can't show me any kind of hell
that I don't know already.

~Hand in Hand

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 4:06 am

Not dirty. But then I've got an angelic mind

How about

"Have you been a good boy?
Have you played with your toy?"

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Tue Apr 13, 2004 6:40 am

oily slick wrote:45, you gotta give us a new line. it is pretty simple. you don't want to become a backup bitch around here to wetshitandwhatever, do you? (smiley face)

clever. (smilingly doesnt have a new line, so lets it die)

ChokingOnMyPrideandPity · Tue Apr 13, 2004 1:01 pm

She was sitting pretty on a velvet cushion
But her bedroom eyes were like a button she was pushing
She said, "When they get to Dover they'll be be taking over"
I said I'd come to her defense and then she pulled me over

-Opportunity from Get Happy -
(Those lines make me envision a very secuctive woman...it makes me want to "get happy.....and dirty".....ain't life grand?)

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 2:33 am

verbal gymnastics wrote: "Have you been a good boy?
Have you played with your toy?"

I'd say that's a little naughty, VG.

How about~

I been thinkin bout your mother
oh I don't want to lick them
I just want to be your lover
I don't wanna be your victim

??

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 3:40 am

SweetPear wrote:
verbal gymnastics wrote:
How about~

I been thinkin bout your mother
oh I don't want to lick them
I just want to be your lover
I don't wanna be your victim

??

JESUS:..that is my alltime creepy Elvis line...that even makes ME blush and cringe!

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 10:58 am

Yep thats creepy Cope!!....it shocked YOU???

How bout this from 'My Suffering Face'

"Well, there's an old man's fantasy
Put in a young girl's mouth."

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Wed Apr 14, 2004 11:51 am

...oh...my....god...

Now we have the explanation for the Krall marriage. THAT SONG.

jillbeast · Post by **jillbeast** » Thu Apr 15, 2004 2:37 pm

"Well, there's an old man's fantasy
Put in a young girl's mouth."

Dirty Gertie! I was saving that one for later! I'm glad someone posted it b4 me! How about

"When I'm talking in tongues I go where you lead
I don't make you plead, oh I need you "?

Jill

BrilliantMistake45 · Post by **BrilliantMistake45** » Fri Apr 16, 2004 10:26 pm

jillbeast wrote:"Well, there's an old man's fantasy
Put in a young girl's mouth."

Dirty Gertie! I was saving that one for later! I'm glad someone posted it b4 me! How about

"When I'm talking in tongues I go where you lead
I don't make you plead, oh I need you "?

Jill

Could be dirty in some minds, but not mine. How about this one:

"Cute assistants staying alive
More like a hand job than the hand jive
Strict time"

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 8:04 am

I think it's dirty...but what's the hand jive? Is it anything to do with >>>>

''Now that your picture's in the paper being rhythmically admired''..

(Welcome to the working week)

obviously about wanking...or is it?

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 2:25 pm

Haha, awww, "Wanking". It could be, would be a suitable opening-line for opening-album for Elvis.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 4:36 pm

DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!!!

No one's mentioned 'Pump It UP' or did I miss it?

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Sat Apr 17, 2004 11:54 pm

That was about his inflatable mattress.

And when he calls home with his alibi
she says, "is this really necessary".
But she knows that a man can't be a man
unless he's punishing his secretary

NB: I don't consider sex dirty.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 2:55 am

BAMBOO:

- I thought it was about his flat tyre!

Nope - not naughty! I run a company with my partner and im also the company secretary and hes always punishing me! You can imagine can't you? - think of all the things you'd love to say to your boss but can't - well I do!!!!

How about this from 'I hope your happy now'?

'He's acting innocent and proud still you know what he's after
Like a matador with his pork sword, while we all die of laughter'

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:10 am

Yeah Gilli - I don't think he's singing about a shish kabob there!

How 'bout this one -

His Family Pride Was Rising Up
As He Cast His Eyes Down

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 3:55 pm

I don't think so on that one BWAP, so I interpret the song as him being proud of his sister but disgusted at the same time - ....although maybe in a perverted sorta way

how bout this one from 'This Years Girl'?

'You want her broken with her mouth wide open
'cause she's this year's girl.'

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Sun Apr 18, 2004 4:02 pm

Hmm that could be dirty...I dunno.

Days of dutch courage
Just three French letters and a German sense of humour
(man out of time)

French letters are condoms aren't they...so is this about a (probably tory) MP having a sordid affair with a prostitute?

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Mon Apr 19, 2004 10:03 am

Sleazy, LC.

"Looking for a hand with a personal touch" (Lover's Walk) To be honest, Trust is just one long wank-fest.

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Tue Apr 20, 2004 12:58 pm

Is the cover of Imperial Bedroom supposed to be oral-sex related?

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 11:57 am

PlaythingOrPet wrote:
"Looking for a hand with a personal touch"

Yep dirty gertie in my book!!

I think this one speaks for itself.....

'If it moves then you fuck it
If it doesn't move you stab it' (Suit Of Lights)

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 4:18 pm

... imperial bedroom's cover?

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 5:32 pm

That's definitely a man with fanny-lips blowing a penis ocarina into a giant ear.

wehitandrun · Post by **wehitandrun** » Sat Apr 24, 2004 8:24 pm

an ear?

i've always looked at it as an indian fella with his hands knucklelocked on his head, and those two red things are his nipples.

I'll give it a new look.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sun Apr 25, 2004 5:32 am

You guys - what are you like??