Elvis Costello Fan Forum

It's alive! It's alive!!!!!

...and it's selling us something!!

Better that nothing I suppose.

Quite right everyone... thank goodness that those brave women did what they did, and brought about equality...

the only shame nowadays is that many people flaunt their right to vote because they feel no connection to the liars and charlatans that are supposedly representing them.

Noiseradio - Animal, Vegetable or Mineral...hmm, I guess it's technically none of them, (and it's not the very model of a modern major general)

So lacklustre - it doesn't rhyme with green.

I might give you some clues... think on brave nounketeers!

Yay!!! Does that still count as a notch on my proverbial bedpost?

The crow caws approval Noiseradio!!!

Can I do one now????

The noun is lodged in my brainbox, piggybacking on the back of the Homeshopping network....come get it fellow EC admirers...

Blind person uses one...
Bouncer uses it as a verb...
Can be metal or organic...

It might be beat...naa,

what about Cain?

As in "the bouncer cained the rowdy youth"

pocket?

Happy Bday Mr C.

49 candles....gotta be some cake!

Aaagh! It doesnt come out in the UK for a couple more weeks...natch! I cannae wait! You know what BlueChair..I am as tired of seing the first series with its dodgy animation and corny voiceovers (lets all buy some frosty chocolate milkshakes, aye carumba, etc) as anyone, but having bought the 2 firs...

Somebody send out for the night nurse
Please don't stick me on the late shift


Is it Gears?

Is it made of metal?

Is it Trigger?

Is it usually green?

is it Dust???

or is it Atoms???

Maybe I was washed out
Like a lip-print on his shirt
See, I'm only human

Is it a shirt???

Lets be honest, is this really going to affect us buying his music? So people have affairs, relationships break up, but life goes on and noones died! It doesnt make the bloke a bad person. If your not happy, you don't have affairs. And people should strive toward happiness rather than live lies.... ...

Im still depressed my english team, the mighty black and gold of Wolves, got a humping on Saturday...and who else scores but the SPL's reject Amoruso. :( Heres my prediction for the league... 1. Chelsea 2. Man U 3. Arsenal 4. Newcastle 5. Liverpool 6. Southampton 7. Blackburn 8. Everton 9. Man City ...

Satan's got all the best bands anyway.

What I wanna know is if this 'sexing up' was based on some postgraduate thesis...what the hell was the student studying?

How many A-level points do you need to study 'Weapons of Mass Destruction' at undergraduate level....and what are the student nights out like? Explosive.

is it plastic?

lol...yeah, well I suppose as far as Im concerned London spreads its vicious tentacles all the way to Souffend on Sea.

Bobster hit the nail on the head...he's just a normal bloke, and Im guessing that he must have got loads of those email questions (and if he only answered the best, then judging by the quality of questions asked on the site, he must have got some shockers!)... Whether there'll be another site....hop...

Hi Dor, I was at the Vegas concert too, all the way from Scotland..cracking show! Hoover Factory is about an art-deco building in London built by Wallis Gilbert and Partners in the 30's... it's architectural landmark thae I guess EC liked so much he wrote a song about it...though now there is a supe...

A horse of course....

3.30 at aintree, put your money on the horse with one eye, half a tail and a limp, goes by the name of Lucky.

Is it a step?

As in I tripped at every 13th leading down!

Here's some madeup bands from films... Autobahn - Big Lebowski Barry Jive and the Uptown Five (formerly Sonic Death Monkey)- High Fidelity The Kinky Witches - High Fidelity Fig'rin Dan and the Modal Nodes Star Wars Fuck You Yankee Blues - Clerk Otis Day and the Knights - Animal House Sweet Sue and h...

Would you be able to buy one easily in a mall/shopping centre?