Tower of Evil

alexv · Post by **alexv** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 6:04 pm

When you kill, make that impale, all 20,000 people in your town, you are evil

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
Vlad the Impaler
Jon Bon Jovi
people who answer their cell phones when they are hanging out with *you*
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
those "W, the President" bumper stickers
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:08 pm

if you don't answer, it'll keep ringin'. and, of course, you can't turn it off.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
Vlad the Impaler
Jon Bon Jovi
Chuck E Cheese
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
those "W, the President" bumper stickers
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:56 am

They're annoying, not evil. And they've led to great parody: 'F the President' and (in Texas, with the governor's race heating up and Kinky Friedman running) 'K the Governor.'

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
Vlad the Impaler
Jon Bon Jovi
Chuck E Cheese
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 4:56 pm

Vlad the Impaler is the coolest nickname in the world. And Chuck E Cheese is the devil.

Hibernation would be impossible without that aged metabolism, so.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
Vlad the Impaler
Jon Bon Jovi
Chuck E Cheese
Michelle Kwan
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Tue Feb 14, 2006 6:43 pm

That's a pretty good list.

ice nine · Post by **ice nine** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 2:49 pm

How can Michelle Kwan and Pol Pot appear on the same list? Something is seriously wrong here.

It's a good thing these lists mean nothing.

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:03 pm

ice nine wrote:How can Michelle Kwan and Pol Pot appear on the same list? Something is seriously wrong here.

Why... is she Cambodian?

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Thu Feb 16, 2006 6:42 pm

what did michelle kwan do/not do? i loved her in "The Wrecking Crew" with dean martin, elke sommer, sharon tate, tina louise. babefest!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:25 am

Out: Vlad the Impaler wasn't so bad, Genghis Khan wiped out half the population of China at the time.

In: people who make bullshit excuses. Like when I got some Indian take-away today, rice with curry chicken and vegetables, and he dude started to put rice in there, almost filling the thing completely with rice. He was scooping it up quick. And once you put that curry sauce on it... it'd be a waste of time and I was hungry.

"That's how we serve it... But I can take some rice out for you".

No, dude. You just stuck too much rice in there.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
people who make bullshit excuses
Jon Bon Jovi
Chuck E Cheese
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

pophead2k · Post by **pophead2k** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 8:10 am

I'm gonna show some love to a hard-working Jersey schlub and use my last entry to place the man I had intended to all along, even before his use of a person as target practice. Thank God for Fox and friends so he could set the record 'straight'.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
people who make bullshit excuses
Dick Cheney
Chuck E Cheese
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:37 am

she's evil on ice!!!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:43 am

I thought this was evil on ice...

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:02 pm

nah, that's evil on steroids.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:50 pm

Everybody is limited to three changes, right?

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Fri Feb 17, 2006 11:51 pm

Those running most of the US-based Airlines (sans SW), for squandering post 9/11 government subsidies and continuing to blame management ineptitude on the events or 9/11. These people couldn't manage a Dairy Queen in Bangor Maine in January.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
people who make bullshit excuses
CEO's of top US Airlines
Chuck E Cheese
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

double dutchess · Post by **double dutchess** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:05 am

out: Chuck E Cheese

in: New York University (The administration has refused to bargain with the grad student Union, so they've been on strike since last semester. A student I met last week told me "All we want is what you guys have," meaning those of us at UMass, who have a solid contract and all the wonderful benefits of representation. Solidarity forever!)

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
people who make bullshit excuses
CEO's of top US Airlines
NYU
a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 6:56 am

oUt - a 40 y. o. (ok, 40+) metabolism (i tHONk THIS GeTted Tken owt ONCe alllllREAdy, but SeeMs to HAve Crept Back In)
iN - THE MOST EVIL MASS MURDERER

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
people who make bullshit excuses
CEO's of top US Airlines
NYU
Weather
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:11 pm

give that man a cigar!

Everybody is limited to three changes, right?

evil knows no limits.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 1:29 pm

So can I make another change or not. because as much as I appreciate the cigar (it's a Cuban!), I'm still confused.

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Sat Feb 18, 2006 2:57 pm

I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Blue, when are you doing that board members thing with Big Lebowski??

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Sun Feb 19, 2006 2:08 am

So can I make another change or not. because as much as I appreciate the cigar (it's a Cuban!), I'm still confused.

so lack gets the cigar.

you can make as many changes as you like.

hi daddy Z!

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Mon Feb 20, 2006 2:43 am

Out: People who make bullshit excuses. I wasn't going to remove this one, but, see, what had happened was...this guy I know needed a ride, and so I had to give him one or else his sick mother might have died. And plus the traffic was really bad. And I've been kind of sick. So there's that...

In: Ann Coulter, who I'm pretty sure kicks puppies for sport.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
Ticketmaster
Ann Coulter
CEO's of top US Airlines
NYU
Weather
McDonalds
Pol Pot
Fox Friends
people who think its someone elses job to pick up their cigarette butts