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miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:49 pm

Like the drinking game, but without shots. I mean, you can do shots if you like, far be it from me to tell you what to do.

I've never seen a full episode of Full House.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:58 pm

This is the thread? Hah, you were meant to confess to LPs you know you're meant to have heard and haven't. And what is Full House, anyway? Also, this thread is awkward for us Brits cos we would want it to be 'I've never', but I suppose we can make concessions...

So, I (have) never ... loved a man the way I love my dog. No, that's going to create thre wrong impression, er, I've never visited the US.

And I can't recall any details of Rain by the Beatles or Behind Blue Eyes by the Who. I'm not sure I've ever heard them.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 8:58 pm

I've never gotten drunk in New York.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:05 pm

Yes, Otis, perhaps I should have specified that the game is called I Never, but some statements will actually be in the present perfect. Which we do have, heathens though we may be. Anyway, I couldn't think of anything in particular to confess to not having heard, so I made this thread instead. Sheesh. Anyway, Full House was an execrable sitcom in the eighties that launched the career of the Olsen twins.

I've never been to Boston, close as it is to New Jersey.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:06 pm

miss buenos aires wrote:Anyway, Full House was an execrable sitcom in the eighties that launched the career of the Olsen twins.

The thing is, that's actually an insult to excrement.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:13 pm

I've never gotten my ears pierced.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:24 pm

El Vez wrote:I've never gotten drunk in New York.

I can take care of that if you ever make it up here.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:25 pm

miss buenos aires wrote: I've never been to Boston, close as it is to New Jersey.

Well, this is a fine time to fish around for an invite, with you being thousands of miles south! Sheesh! But consider yourself invited always

!

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:25 pm

I've never shaved my head.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Tue Dec 20, 2005 9:29 pm

I've never shot Robert Blake's wife.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:10 am

I've ner done an illegal drug of any kind.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 4:53 am

haven't we done this before?

I've never watched an episode of Friends, or Buffy, or CSI.

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 12:29 pm

I'll never understand why So Lack is So Threatened by my opinions. Sure, they are diametrically oppossed to his own, but they are educated opinions.

When you make it a point to try to fuel an argument by using incendiary and juvenile devices like putting personal slams into your signature line, you have reduced yourself to a level that I care not to go.

Have a Merry Christmas and a Prosperous New Year. Best of Health to you and your family.

I have never held or kissed another woman since I dedicated my life to my wife. Many opportunities, No action. And I have never impeded the opportunity for growth for my kids, other than through my own anxieties and fears, which are usually quelled BY my kids, my best friends, and my inspiration to lead a kind, productive, and spiritual life. Thus, I have always believed in an Eternal Reward. And it ain't 78 virgins if I blow myself to smithereens in the name of God.

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:31 pm

I never rode a jet ski.

RedShoes · Post by **RedShoes** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 1:59 pm

I've never jumped out of a plane (unfortunately).

Post by **BlueChair** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:01 pm

I never picked cotton

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:07 pm

I never thought Johnny Damon would become a YANKEE. The horror!! The Sox are in for some bad years, losing their manager and a bunch of key players...

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:19 pm

I never thought I would see those kinds of things about ElVez written on so many bathroom walls across the south. . . . .

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:37 pm

selfmademug wrote:I never thought Johnny Damon would become a YANKEE. The horror!! The Sox are in for some bad years, losing their manager and a bunch of key players...

They lost their manager? I thought Francona was still there.

My Dodgers got Nomar to add to our growing collection of ex-Red Sox (Derek Lowe, Bill Mueller, Grady Little).

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 2:54 pm

Sorry, I meant General Manager. Theo Epstein. Maybe I should become a Dodgers fan!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:04 pm

selfmademug wrote:Sorry, I meant General Manager. Theo Epstein. Maybe I should become a Dodgers fan!

There's plenty of room on board - they've been bailing out left and right!

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:12 pm

El Vez wrote:
miss buenos aires wrote:Anyway, Full House was an execrable sitcom in the eighties that launched the career of the Olsen twins.
The thing is, that's actually an insult to excrement.

LOL !!!!!
I've never eaten sushi...

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:19 pm

I've never been to me.

Worst song ever.

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:22 pm

I've never owned a car on my own.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Dec 21, 2005 3:39 pm

spooky girlfriend wrote:I never thought I would see those kinds of things about ElVez written on so many bathroom walls across the south. . . . .

What can I say....when ya got it, flaunt it!