Word invention game

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:19 pm

This involves inventing a new word then having the next person providing a dictionary definition and at least one example of its more typical usage. Then inventing a new word.

Ok, to start:

Frugs

Emotional Toothpaste · Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:09 pm

Frugs - registered trademark of the Huggies corporation. A specialty adult diaper for those individuals who are chronically addicted to Fritos. Featuring a corn-proof liner, hermetically sealed leg-holes in fully-elasticized waistband. Available only in XL.

"The new Frugs have been a god-send for Uncle Earl and his caregivers. Clean-up and odor has been cut down considerably"

LittleFoole · Post by **LittleFoole** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:19 pm

Emotional Toothpaste wrote:Frugs - registered trademark of the Huggies corporation. A specialty adult diaper for those individuals who are chronically addicted to Fritos. Featuring a corn-proof liner, hermetically sealed leg-holes in fully-elasticized waistband. Available only in XL.

"The new Frugs have been a god-send for Uncle Earl and his caregivers. Clean-up and odor has been cut down considerably"

And the "invented" new word would be .... ?????

Emotional Toothpaste · Wed Aug 24, 2005 1:23 pm

oh. sorry.

Kerphwology

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 2:28 pm

Kerphwology: the study of the life-cycle of Kermit the Frog from polliwog to mature specimen.

Had Miss Piggy studied her Kerphwology (and the Juraissic Park movies!), she would have known Kermit could not be the Frog of Her Dreams.

flabberbits

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:31 pm

flabberbits: Liposuction wastage

bollocuntis

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 4:16 pm

Actually it's "Bollocuntis" - a sequel to "Deep Throat" filmed twenty years later. Yet another engaging story of certain body parts being located in an unusual place.

dylanosaurus

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 6:42 pm

Dylanosaurus : Meaning ancient and outdated prehistoric musician

Workasopholusness

alexv · Post by **alexv** » Wed Aug 24, 2005 10:01 pm

Workasopholness: A condition most commonly associated with accountants and tax lawyers, the treatment of which entails keeping all windows in tall buildings where said individuals work locked from the outside, particularly after 5 pm, as it has been observed that after this time on workdays, these individuals have been know to leap into the void yelling "My life is all workasophlness and I will not take it anymore".

Pitutilandangstry.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 2:29 am

Pitutilandangstry - This is where a boring old fart of a board member reinvents himself with a new board name and as a boring old fart with medical expertise only for the board gestapo to ban duality.

crunk

lostdog · Post by **lostdog** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 4:13 am

Crunk: a Hungarian cake-like delicacy, typically eaten with hot boiled water while playing chess.

"The best crunk in Budapest is a contradiction in terms, Temuri. Everyone knows you can't get good crunk anymore in the capital".

Jellob

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 7:13 am

Jellob - v. to unintentionally ape mannerisms annoyingly.

"Stop repeating everything I say after I say it, and don't jellob me!"

injurn

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:13 pm

Injurn: short for "Injurium Nervosa", a clinical condition characterized here by one board member wherein a sick, vicarious joy is derived from spewing mean-spirited comments at others who hold alternate opinions and beliefs. Much like alcoholism, the disorder is progressive. Highly treatable, but only in those afflicted who know that they have a problem. Additional symptomatology includes delusional testimonials about other board members, religious leaders, and even the forum moderators.

By inference, those exhibiting the classical symptoms will try to draw conclusions from hypotheticals, demonstrating a clear chasm between thier understanding of the difference between fantasy and reality.

"His injurnous behaviours betrayed his true motive to disrupt by bringing others down, versus supporting divergent perspectives. Sadly, it empowers him in his delusional world."

Tacicapitate

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 12:46 pm

Tacicapitate - To go on length using a language and words very rarely used in every day use.

huty

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:12 pm

so lacklustre wrote:Tacicapitate - To go on length using a language and words very rarely used in every day use.

huty

Huty: a yurt-like tent structure, fabricated of yak-hide and animal bones - commonly employed by the nomadic tribes of the remote steppes of Western Siberia.

Ogrognonate

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:51 pm

Ogrognonate - to loosen the tongue with a liberal application of beer.

OS was slow to give up the gossip, so I attempted to ogrognonate him.

marloom

SoLikeCandy · Post by **SoLikeCandy** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 1:55 pm

Marloom: old, plastic-covered furniture that has faded in the sun from years of sitting by a window. Usually gifted to younger family members by a grandmother or elderly aunt, this furniture is most likely to be covered in fabric that has a paisley, tartan or scary striped pattern.

Today's word: scrotography

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 3:55 pm

Scrotography: The art of scrotum study. Scrotography degrees are usually more prevalent in midgets or people of challenged height who have no option but to study them.

Lipomatical

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:27 pm

The clinical term to describe a psycho who gets off on these:

http://www.euromi.com/EUROMI_WEB/UK/lipomatic.htm

.. and keeps a few in a soundproof basement for when unexpected guests arrive.

Isn't "vibrolipo" a great word ?

opiniocratic

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Aug 25, 2005 11:58 pm

opiniocratic - adj. to rule with one's opinions in an intense way.

"Harry would get very opiniocratic when he played golf and he'd get fucked up enough to swing the club hard, and when he did, he did alright".

ashwoed

alexv · Post by **alexv** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 3:35 pm

ashwoed: The effect of Ashley Simpson on certain pre-teen girls who, disregarding all evidence to the contrary, continue to insist that she is "da bomb". "I don't care what you say dad, when she sings I am ashwoed."

sarcasnitoban

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Fri Aug 26, 2005 4:28 pm

Sarcasnitoban: The act of banning sarcastic nits - example "Tottenham have as much chance of wining the league as England have wining the world cup"! - instant Sarcasnitoban!!

Pigmotaplasm