What is the more pleasuarble experience ?

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 1:47 am

It's been playing on my mind a lot.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 5:14 am

Sneezing is the best feeling ever.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 9:05 am

I'd have to say mostly sex, closely followed by my favorite album - possibly a Costello reissue. . . . .

Or wait, better yet, doing the nasty while playing a new Costello reissue. Yeah, that's it.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 9:46 am

Of these, I choose The Nasty. I hope this refers to having sex.

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 9:50 am

Hey Spooks.......you really are a saucy minx aren't you....I like that in a woman.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 9:57 am

Doofer: I was way too uptight in my teens 20's and now I'm having to make up for it!

Bring on more quizzes, I say!!

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 10:13 am

Hey, the next doofster quiz is being prepared and it will be a corker!!

How much do you know about EC ?

Start swotting if y'all are to avoid embarrassment.

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:08 am

I'd rather have sex than any of the other things on the list. Though I might take care of my bladder beforehand. Not a question of pleasure, just comfort.

Post by **BlueChair** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 11:13 am

Quenching thirst is an underrated experience.

My first insinct was the new album one, but I hate it when I get let down by the new album.

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:12 pm

noiseradio wrote:I'd rather have sex than any of the other things on the list. Though I might take care of my bladder beforehand. Not a question of pleasure, just comfort.

Noise, you took the words right out of my mouth.

Actually, the Nasty shouldn't even be on the list. I thought that was a given.
It is, for me, anyway.

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:12 pm

Tricky, a good shag is better than an equaliser against Middlesborough away, but a winning goal in the last five minutes away to Manu is better than a quick fuck. The piss is more relief than enjoyment, the new album can wait until after the match/shag, the wallet thing again is more relief than enjoyment, and the tooth removable is fucking agony, one of the worst things I've gone through (the licensed sadist calling himself a dentist actually had his foot on the chair to get more leverage because the fucker wouldn't come out, I was effing and blinding and the bitch of a dental nurse was saying 'it's not that bad is it?', 'well come and fucking sit here if it's not that bad'. I scared all the children waiting in reception any way

) After the event the relief is fantastic, but pleasure does not enter into the removal of the tooth!

So, the shag wins (9 seasons of out of ten).

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:20 pm

Now that I think about it, you could conceivably take care of pretty much everything on that list at once (except for the tooth!) (I think)

as long as you take care of the peeing just prior.

Oh!

and thinking about that even further........Forget it. I can't say it. It's too crude.
Maybe somebody else.....

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:47 pm

Ahhh, SoLacklustre....the stereotypical English bloke. Sex is always going to win for the guys, no?

I like Spooky's answer. Which reissue is what I want to know.....

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:50 pm

Spooky, I think you've got an admirer.

sulkygirl · Post by **sulkygirl** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 3:52 pm

I've chosen the drink, meself...

You can't have good sex if you're thirsty.

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 4:03 pm

Sulky, no way!

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 4:15 pm

SweetPear wrote:Spooky, I think you've got an admirer.

Me or the doofmeister? I'm a fellow non-lesbian lady merely wanting to compare notes.....

Post by **BlueChair** » Sat Jun 21, 2003 4:29 pm

doing the nasty means sex? I wasn't paying attention. Damn it, I can't believe I picked quenching thirst... pfft!

Ha' Penny Millionaire · Sat Jun 21, 2003 8:54 pm

While all are life-affirming experiences, sex is the clear winner. Now, let's see if the little missus needs a refill . . .

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:15 am

Gee, Bunny, I hadn't necessarily thought of which EC reissue. Most of EC is pretty good for background music, at least in my experience.

I hadn't really thought about which one. Let me think. . . .

noiseradio · Post by **noiseradio** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:33 am

I think the Trust reissue is going to become the soundtrack for sex. It's alreadya great record for those purposes. Between Lover's Walk, Strict Time, and Luxembourg, it's easy to go from a Whisper to a Scream.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 12:42 am

Ooooohhhhhhh!

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 1:28 am

PlaythingOrPet wrote:
SweetPear wrote:Spooky, I think you've got an admirer.
Me or the doofmeister? I'm a fellow non-lesbian lady merely wanting to compare notes.....

Actually, I meant you, Plaything.
I think I was inferring a little too much.

I don't know any of you and aside from the obvious, I haven't really tried too hard to figure out gender.

It doesn't matter, really........ or maybe it does.
I don't quite follow the thread about being gay or not or whatever. No offense intended, Spooky or Plaything.
It was only in fun.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 7:04 am

Last night was the Fête de la Musique here in Paris: music everywhere, free concerts, girls playing the triangle outside the Comédie Française, etc. No street corner was without the requisite guy selling beer out of a cooler (you know that in New York, those guys would have been arrested in...a New York minute), and certain Métro lines were running all night, the combo making Paris the best goddamn city in the known universe. Anyway, after seven or eight (nine?) beers, several concerts, running into a guy I met off the Internet, missing the air guitar championship and eating potato chips next to the Eiffel Tower until five in the morning (seeing the end of the shortest night of the year), I made it into the relative privacy of my courtyard.

Everyone who didn't pick peeing hasn't had that experience in a long time, I'd wager.

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Sun Jun 22, 2003 9:38 am

Take it from some one who knows many days filled with black coffee and diet Coke, and roads that stretch miles before an adequate rest stop: Yes, it is a great relief to pee, even a great release, but if you think it's better than sex, then perhaps you haven't yet experienced orgasm.

Just a good night kiss? Dang! I thought we'd take a piss together!

Having a nice defication is rather enjoyable as well. I suppose that would be "going all the way"....?

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