World Cup Fantasy League (Spoilers Ahoy!)

Mechanical Grace · Post by **Mechanical Grace** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 10:37 am

Sven, you have just proven exactly why I never miss the footy threads. They're the most entertaining part of the board!

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 11:37 am

ex-girlfriend

oily sven, that's just cruel. you could at least tell ME first, before you tell the whole internet.

but are you in?

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:16 pm

oily slick wrote: and i find one of my ex-girlfriends sends porn over the net and another ex-girlfriend seems to enjoy that. i'm not gonna open this thread again. i thought this was a game for today's hyperactive children no longer capable of the patience required to grasp rules and strategy and hone complex skills needed for a sport, oh, say, baseball.

And it isn't porn, anyway, it's part of an in-depth study of sociological and evolutionary pressures on modern society. It's an illustration of why one doesn't need to hone complex skills when one looks like this Donovan Someone.

And VG, on any other day, you might persuade me to do just about anything, and I was just about teetering on the edge, but Sam lost me when he started talking about mercurial codgers or whatever.

invisible Pole · Post by **invisible Pole** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 1:22 pm

Forget your fancy manners and your English grammar - watch out for This Year's Models !!

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:56 pm

mood swung wrote:
ex-girlfriend
oily sven, that's just cruel. you could at least tell ME first, before you tell the whole internet.

but are you in?

i wasn't talking about you anyway. and you can tell the trampy one i said the same to her too. i told you people i wasn't looking in here anymore. and donovan someone is skinny.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 3:59 pm

If this is skinny, then skinny is good.

Fishfinger king · Post by **Fishfinger king** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 5:25 pm

Getting back to the point - I'm in for the World Cup Fantasy Football.
Looks like 10 in the League now.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:32 pm

Yep. Surprised Jackson's not participating - and where is Otis?

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 6:52 pm

Patience, dude. Slaughterland are signed up. I just needed another 2 hours analysis this evening to get there.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:01 pm

Otis Westinghouse wrote:Patience, dude. Slaughterland are signed up. I just needed another 2 hours analysis this evening to get there.

You've been poring over spreadsheets, wearing a green-shaded visor?

Mechanical Grace · Post by **Mechanical Grace** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:04 pm

...and wearing his anorak.

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:08 pm

And COMING on my anorak. Spreadsheet, indeed. Green visor, nein, mein herr!

Mechanical Grace · Post by **Mechanical Grace** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:11 pm

Dude, TMI.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Thu Jun 08, 2006 7:58 pm

mood swung wrote:

If this is skinny, then skinny is good.

well, i better stay out of here. it's like foreign to me and i'm startin' to piss off brian wilson. and i don't understand why you're posting photos of brandi chastain. surely she is over 14 by now?

Mechanical Grace · Post by **Mechanical Grace** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 1:34 am

Well for better or worse I've joined up. I used the very scientific method of picking names I knew, with players from all the teams I want to watch. Oh, and it wasn't possible for me to not have a player named Kaka (though it would appear he ain't).

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 4:44 am

oily slick wrote:well, i better stay out of here. it's like foreign to me and i'm startin' to piss off brian wilson.

Relax - I'm sure he'll Smile

Otis - I bet you were poring over your team selection. Statto! Statto! Statto!

Goody2Shoes wrote:And VG, on any other day, you might persuade me to do just about anything

Almost ANYTHING, you say?

12 in the League now. Who's going to be the lucky 13th?

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:28 am

verbal gymnastics wrote:
Goody2Shoes wrote:And VG, on any other day, you might persuade me to do just about anything
Almost ANYTHING, you say?

Sure, as long as it's within the bounds of propriety and good taste.

I'm not sure, but I think Sven called me a tramp, which is certainly well outside the bounds of propriety and good taste.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 8:51 am

And so was what I was thinking

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 11:42 am

BORING - there have been no goals for 15 minutes!

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:18 pm

c'mon ticos! concacaf solidarity!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:19 pm

mood swung wrote:c'mon ticos! concacaf solidarity!

Fark 'em - they throw bags of urine on us when we play 'em down there and now we're supposed to support 'em?!?

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:23 pm

There's a bumper sticker that used to be popular around here: I'm for UT and whoever's playing Alabama. Substitute Germany for 'bama.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:24 pm

mood swung wrote:There's a bumper sticker that used to be popular around here: I'm for UT and whoever's playing Alabama. Substitute Germany for 'bama.

It IS hard to support Germany, that's true.

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:26 pm

Damn - Pole has Klose as his captain and Otis has Lahm as one of his defenders. Lucky bastidges.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jun 09, 2006 12:30 pm

I have one Tico on my team, and apparently he didn't even dress.

Last place, here I am.