Picture caption game revived!

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:34 am

As Michael's popularity dwindled alarmingly he waved to his adoring fan.......

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 11:16 am

I'm not sure what she did to deserve it, but that reporter with the open hand over her head is as good as dead...

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 12:17 pm

Who wants to sleep over? who? jesus juice for everybody!

Tim(e) · Post by **Tim(e)** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 4:10 pm

Huh?? Are you sure? Are you telling me this broad here, who I just spent the happiest night of my life with, aint really Dianna Ross??!!?

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Sep 15, 2005 4:25 am

Hands up all those who think im innocent of the charges...what no-one else?

Fishfinger king · Post by **Fishfinger king** » Sat Sep 17, 2005 7:22 pm

Richard Thompson was pleased with his new career as a ventriloquist, but couldn't quite get his hand up the right hole in his Michael Jackson dummy.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 3:42 pm

John hadn't quite got the hang of putting on condoms - he had put it carefully over the head as instructed, but unfortunately the wrong one.......

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Sun Sep 18, 2005 11:53 pm

The doctor had said that while the brace would work for his teeth, the rest of his face would need something a little more drastic.

"And don't remove it for the next 6 months" were the last words he remembered hearing as he left the clinic.

Mr. Average · Post by **Mr. Average** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 12:19 am

Little Howie Mandel Jr. thought he was on to something big, 'til Dad broke the bad news.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 4:36 am

Johns impression of 'Casper the friendly ghost' was pretty good..........

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 7:38 am

Michael Myers, the early years.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 9:56 am

Nice one MDM!

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:31 am

Johns friends always thought he was a prick - now they'd had it confirmed.....

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Mon Sep 19, 2005 10:34 am

"please smack me across the head with a four by two"

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 1:46 pm

"I don't care if it's not how you use a hammer, it's in my contract to be shot from above!"

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 2:09 pm

When weight loss and black leather failed to reignite his film career, Divine returned to his first love: cruising construction sites. "I've got a hammer, I can hammer in the morn-orn-ing, I can hammer in the e-e-vening, all over this land..."

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:22 pm

In trying to keep up the old traditions as her pants were too tight to show of her 'builders crack' she decided to show off her 'builders cleavage' instead!

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Sep 28, 2005 6:34 pm

Gillibeanz wrote: 'builders crack'

As a bit of affectionate annoyance, my ex used to refer to that as one's 'union card' (I work in the labor movement, see).

Anyway, y'all know that is Joan Rivers, right? I suppose she's a joke in herself.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Sep 29, 2005 6:52 am

I saw Joan on TV the other week - she is looking more like Jocelyne Wildenstein with every operation!!

Joycelyne had so many face lifts her pubic hair was now on her head!!

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:04 pm

Jocelyne Wildenstein has been chosen by Tesco supermarket to promote the King Edward potato - she is to be crowned 'Mrs Potato head' next week!!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Fri Oct 07, 2005 5:20 pm

Gillibeanz wrote:Jocelyne Wildenstein has been chosen by Tesco supermarket to promote the King Edward potato - she is to be crowned 'Mrs Potato head' next week!!

I can't even look at it - her head resembles papier mache. Like one of those plastic surgery disasters in "Brazil".