Random Thoughts

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:31 pm

Who Shot Sam? wrote:Arrgghh, I just used the word "synergy". Someone please shoot me!

KERPOW!!

Who Shot Sam? - I did!!

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:34 pm

Gillibeanz wrote:KERPOW!!

Who Shot Sam? - I did!!

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 12:37 pm

It's whinge time in jolly old England........

Iv'e been working in the office like a looney on my own all day, iv'e hurt my back lugging heavy boxes and now i've just burnt the pizza I was cooking for my tea cos I was trying to do too many jobs at once!

I'm too tired to be bothered to cook anything else. Where is my knight in shining armour to whisk me away from all this when I need one?

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 2:48 pm

With all this talk about Juliet Letters destroying homes, I worry that we're overlooking all the marriages being broken up by the Austin Lounge Lizards.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 8:56 pm

El Vez wrote:Hey, in Waylon's autobiography he talked about how children *love* Roger Miller's music. My first memories of him were as the minstrel troubadour in the animated Robin Hood (the one where Robin Hood & Maid Marian were foxes.....and more convincing as a couple than Costner and Mary Elizabeth Mastranto...Mastra....Mestr...aw fuck it!) and I loved his corny little Disney ditties. Absolutely loved them.

I'm pretty sure that "Kings of the Road" was one of the first songs I sort of knew the words to.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 9:05 pm

bobster wrote:
El Vez wrote:Hey, in Waylon's autobiography he talked about how children *love* Roger Miller's music. My first memories of him were as the minstrel troubadour in the animated Robin Hood (the one where Robin Hood & Maid Marian were foxes.....and more convincing as a couple than Costner and Mary Elizabeth Mastranto...Mastra....Mestr...aw fuck it!) and I loved his corny little Disney ditties. Absolutely loved them.
I'm pretty sure that "Kings of the Road" was one of the first songs I sort of knew the words to.

For me it was 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny. I was, maybe, 9 at the time.

"Sittin' at home with my dick all hard/Lookin' through my black book for a freak to call."

Childhood memories........

Extreme Honey · Post by **Extreme Honey** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:11 pm

That's pretty hardcore for a 9 year old kid.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:23 pm

I was what they call an old school baller and if it weren't for that Midnight Basketball program, I'd have turned 21 in prison doin' life without parole for sure.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:28 pm

But Vez, I still run into bathrooms all over this fine state of Alabama that say things about you! You must have left quite an impression on some people. . . . . . .

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:29 pm

I can only respond with this zen koan -

I sang Dixie.

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:41 pm

Yep. That's part of what was written. . . .

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Mar 29, 2006 10:46 pm

As for the rest of what's been written, all I can say is that I've never been to Dallas and that Cheryl and I have an understanding.

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:13 am

El Vez wrote:For me it was 2 Live Crew's Me So Horny. I was, maybe, 9 at the time.

And it explains oh so much....

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 6:17 am

Gillibeanz wrote:Where is my knight in shining armour to whisk me away from all this when I need one?

Sorry - I've been away for a while. Is it too late?

This thought isn't too random but have I missed much lately?

Who Shot Sam? · Post by **Who Shot Sam?** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 9:57 am

My daughter, just now...

"Daddy, what color is the Liverwurst soccer team?"

Bless her.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 11:35 am

VG: Nope its not too late whisk away!!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 12:01 pm

Unfortunately the only whisking I'm doing tonight is in the kitchen. And making a mess no doubt!

One day I will come and whisk you away to a London Meet Up. It will be my honour to escort you (although in reality it will be a pressganging!

)

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 1:44 pm

I survived dinner AND baseball talk with oily slick!

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Mar 30, 2006 2:50 pm

It's good motorbike weather.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 6:47 am

Not where I live!

Mechanical Grace · Post by **Mechanical Grace** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:00 pm

It's good weather for that here, too. That is, as of 12:36 EST. As usual, all bets are off for any weather predictions attempting to reach more than five minutes into the future...

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Mar 31, 2006 2:03 pm

It's good as lighting conditions and temperature go, just gotta watch for leaves.

Hiya Mug.

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:17 am

I achieved that rarest of triumphs last night...a bartender's phone number.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:27 am

Never worked in restaurants, eh?

Will Eddie flame out now that he's been traded to Columbus?

Goody2Shoes · Post by **Goody2Shoes** » Mon Apr 03, 2006 12:09 pm

Wonder Pets is my new favorite little-kids' TV show.