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Stupid questions
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Further to Tim(e)'s post above, and adapted from Steven Wright:
While strolling along a city street, a man noticed a shopkeeper locking up his store, while a blinking neon sign in the window displayed "Open 24 Hours...Open 24 Hours." The man inquired of the shopkeeper "Hey, the sign says you are open 24 hours. What's up?" to which the shopkeeper replied"
"Not in a row!"
While strolling along a city street, a man noticed a shopkeeper locking up his store, while a blinking neon sign in the window displayed "Open 24 Hours...Open 24 Hours." The man inquired of the shopkeeper "Hey, the sign says you are open 24 hours. What's up?" to which the shopkeeper replied"
"Not in a row!"
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)
And in the spirit of things, further to Mr Average's post above, the following from "Shirt" by the Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band:
Good morning, could I have this shirt cleaned express, please?
Yes, that'll be three weeks, dearie.
Three weeks? But the sign outside says "59 Minute Cleaners"!
Yes, that's just the name of the shop, luv. We take three weeks.
Good morning, could I have this shirt cleaned express, please?
Yes, that'll be three weeks, dearie.
Three weeks? But the sign outside says "59 Minute Cleaners"!
Yes, that's just the name of the shop, luv. We take three weeks.
If prunes are dried plums, how can there be prune juice?
Simarly, if fruits and vegetables (other than avocados and olives) contain no fat, how can there be vegetable oil?
I leave with a quote:
"Children, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people." -- Mr. Garrison
Simarly, if fruits and vegetables (other than avocados and olives) contain no fat, how can there be vegetable oil?
I leave with a quote:
"Children, there are no stupid questions. Just stupid people." -- Mr. Garrison
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Yes or No. "Have you stopped beating your wife?"
The best political debate questions that are fired off candidate to candidate often take this form. The head of the DNC, Dr. Howie Dean (last night on Letterman he did his best imitation of the Joker when he said "This Town Needs and Enema" by saying that the he has "diagnosed the problem with the DNC and they need a backbone transplant"), and Carville are very good at formulating these kinds of questions. Hannity tries, but he is a bit too dimwitted to pull it off. He projects his pitches, and as his interviewee's gain an understanding of his modus operandi, they have been laying in wait and scoring big points in debates with Shaun-o.
The best political debate questions that are fired off candidate to candidate often take this form. The head of the DNC, Dr. Howie Dean (last night on Letterman he did his best imitation of the Joker when he said "This Town Needs and Enema" by saying that the he has "diagnosed the problem with the DNC and they need a backbone transplant"), and Carville are very good at formulating these kinds of questions. Hannity tries, but he is a bit too dimwitted to pull it off. He projects his pitches, and as his interviewee's gain an understanding of his modus operandi, they have been laying in wait and scoring big points in debates with Shaun-o.
"The smarter mysteries are hidden in the light" - Jean Giono (1895-1970)