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verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 3:52 am

selfmademug wrote:
bambooneedle wrote:Verbal, obviously you have not yet made it into the secret "board elite" .
Speaking as the secret leader of the secret board elite, I could tell you whether VG is a secret member, but that would ruin things, wouldn't it?

Could you at least tell me?

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 11:20 am

(psssst VG! if she tells ya, she's gotta kill ya)

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 12:35 pm

verbal gymnastics wrote: Could you at least tell me?

Don't worry, VG, you're not alone. You see, we members of the elite brainwash each other so we don't even know, ourselves, that we're members. Your status can only be discerned-- or even conferred, for that matter-- by certain delusional outsider(s). It's all terribly tautological and impenetrable. Umberto Eco is writing a book about it, I believe.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Aug 09, 2005 1:33 pm

damn! there goes another Super Secret Decoder ring.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 5:27 am

selfmademug wrote:You see, we members of the elite brainwash each other so we don't even know, ourselves, that we're members. Your status can only be discerned-- or even conferred, for that matter-- by certain delusional outsider(s).

Could a certain delusional outsider please let me know then?

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:18 am

If you haven't been notified, Verbal, then you probably haven't yet reached that elite status Mug was talking about.

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 8:21 am

How wrong can I be before I am right?

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Thu Aug 11, 2005 10:44 am

verbal gymnastics wrote:Could a certain delusional outsider please let me know then?

The uniquely delusional type of outsider required to verify elite status is almost as hard to identify. Try randomly applying a number of devices:

1. Ridicule and Scorn, and/or;
2. Humourous retorts with double entendres that attempt to strip the original post of its intent, and/or:
3. Refusing to contribute to, or recognize a thoughtful post or milestone because the poster is not part of the board elite.

With any luck one will come forth and confirm.

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:12 am

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 7:37 am

Oh, look, yet another one of those captioned joke pictures. And hey, look at storm's interesting moving avatar! I can hardly contain myself... the cleverness and originality! No doubt he thought of "thanks for the info" before his search for that picture. And Jesus always had me in stitches. Perfect.

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:28 am

At least I haven't got my head stuck up my own arse.

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:43 am

Is that a fact? Thanks for the info.

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Fri Aug 12, 2005 8:01 pm

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 7:53 am

You guys need to take this over to the Flame Warriors thread!

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Sat Aug 13, 2005 8:30 am

I nominate Storm for Kung Fu Master

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 11:29 am

Just FYI, I have kicked VGs sorry butt outta the top ten, and am closing in on WSS. I believe this is a symptom of my rather depleted social life... or is it the cause?

Otis Westinghouse · Post by **Otis Westinghouse** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 6:40 pm

Comfortably ahead of Mood, a mere 40 behind the largely missing Crow, so expect to be third soon, and only 71 behind 'Boo. Objective: second by Christmas. Now that we have two football threads on the go, 'Boo ain't got a chance.

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:25 pm

At my current rate I should be able to join this prestigious club in late September 2007.

I'll get me coat.

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:29 pm

I can always start an Ask Stormwarning thread for you.....

stormwarning · Post by **stormwarning** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:34 pm

Sounds like a good idea to me.
Be warned, don't ask me any questions that require an urgent answer...

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 5:00 am

selfmademug wrote:Just FYI, I have kicked VGs sorry butt outta the top ten, and am closing in on WSS.

My butt isn't sorry.

Actually that was just a lame excuse to add another post because being in the top 10 posters is one of the things that keeps my life going

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:44 am

You always did have a vindictive butt!

Extreme Honey · Post by **Extreme Honey** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:37 pm

stormwarning wrote:

This is priceless

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:46 pm

What's all this talk about Verbal's butt? I didn't know there was such a fuss over it!!!

El Vez · Post by **El Vez** » Wed Sep 14, 2005 9:54 pm

Yeah, we all know that Jackson is the real main event when it comes to junk in the trunk.