So you can readily imagine my relief when Tom announced his engagement. Like everyone else I'm so glad those two found each other! I am worried about the age difference however. Katie has the colon of a twenty-six year old while Tom, miraculously, has the colon of a twenty year old. But in love, as the saying goes, two colons become one, and this is especially true of Cruise and Holmes (soon to be nee Holmes!). I wish them the very best!
Overlooked in the current media frenzy is the fairy-tale romance of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner. To be frank I never thought he would find anyone hotter than J-Lo. Rosie is my beau ideal of course but in second place would be Ms. Garner. I have a fetish for women who show their gums when they smile. Dr. Kinsey proved with statistics that fully 3 percent of men share this preference, you can't argue with science. As the old adage goes "When they're all gums, I'm all thumbs!"
What I wouldn't give to see my Jennifer Gummy bare! Who are your favorite celebrity couples? Who is next for John Stamos? Discuss.
