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taz · Post by **taz** » Sat Jan 24, 2004 9:03 pm

oily slick wrote: ok, let me make certain i've got this--you trim to be neat for her, and so she'll trim, and it is ok if she trims down to a clean pallet, but you wouldn't because you don't want to look 12, yes?

Too much hair on anybody is bad in that general area (in my humble opinion)...so yes Oily...I think you've got it right, I need to keep some hair down there unless I'm gonna start doing porno's (not likely)

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sun Jan 25, 2004 8:15 am

I was thinking of doing pornos in my free time. It would be a nice change from the housework and kids.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:19 am

I actually shave my head...my chest, my underarms, my pubic hair my ass and wax my back. I am usually pretty much into creating a homo erotic look.....I must admit I have not followed my diet and have lost my abs......I'll return when I'm back in shape.....as my girlfriend told me..."you can't be an arrogant bastard without the body to go along with it".....see ya in about 2 weeks!

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 5:10 am

Goody2Shoes wrote:
oily slick wrote: all that knowledge mr average and you don't seem to know the difference between big jim and the twins.
Big Jim and The Twins would be a good name for a rock band.

A hard rock band I presume.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 10:56 am

Verbal! Enough filth!

Images of Hal (shaves all over in the morning, at the breakfast table) from Malcolm In The Middle are running through my miiiind. Noooo! Make them stop!

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 2:37 pm

taz wrote: Too much hair on anybody is bad in that general area (in my humble opinion)...so yes Oily...I think you've got it right, I need to keep some hair down there unless I'm gonna start doing porno's (not likely)

you know, i just never know if people want exchanges such as these to stop, or are hanging w/ baited breath (no pun intended), or really aren't paying any attention at all. i was going to further plumb the mind of today's young men well represented by you with further queries and clarifications, but there could be trouble, so i guess i better stop.

taz · Post by **taz** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 3:25 pm

Oily, personally I think I've participated more in this thread than any other...so you know my feelings on the entertainment value. They all know what this thread is referring to, let 'em avoid it if they want...ask away my good man!

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Mon Jan 26, 2004 9:07 pm

but we're not even getting a hint, not a "i've gotta run to walgreens", not a "why don't you take a 'poll', yuck, yuck yuck, you idiots", not a "you've changed my life", not even a "descartes". i kept track of the "views" since i last posted and it only went up 1 and that was you. i'm gonna start looking like i'm either interested in today's young ladies, which risks pissing off the couple of over 40's around here who like me, or i'm gonna look gay! i was just going to tell you about candy loving, who was playboy's 25th anniversary playmate when you were like 2 and who much later worked around tampa bay in pr, and i was going to reference elliot gould's hair in M.A.S.H. as a barometer, and, oh, it wasn't important...

Misha · Post by **Misha** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 2:26 am

I'm not waiting for it to stop, I'm waiting for some information I can use!!!

I still have images of men waxing that area, and I hurt for them......please ... no....

Imagine the next day or two...the red bumps....NO woman wants to see those there....

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:04 am

Bring on the wax and the razors and the camcorder!!!

taz · Post by **taz** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:19 am

hmmmm.....interesting request gilli...

I would of course happily oblige (anything for my fellow elvis fans), unfortunately I don't pull (no pun intended) the whole waxing/shaving thing...keep the garden tended, not slash and burned...

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:43 am

Mssr. Oily Slick wrote:

but we're not even getting a hint, not a "i've gotta run to walgreens", not a "why don't you take a 'poll', yuck, yuck yuck, you idiots", not a "you've changed my life", not even a "descartes". i kept track of the "views" since i last posted and it only went up 1 and that was you. i'm gonna start looking like i'm either interested in today's young ladies, which risks pissing off the couple of over 40's around here who like me, or i'm gonna look gay! i was just going to tell you about candy loving, who was playboy's 25th anniversary playmate when you were like 2 and who much later worked around tampa bay in pr, and i was going to reference elliot gould's hair in M.A.S.H. as a barometer, and, oh, it wasn't important...

dude, that's like your longest post ever. but do explain the Elliot Gould reference. (and for the record, I'm not "over 40", I'm 40. these distinctions are perilously important to me now.)

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:57 am

Well, since this thread just keeps going and going, I'll go on record as saying that - as a near 40 year-old in just a few months - that I don't mind a well groomed and clean shaven man. Wherever.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Tue Jan 27, 2004 11:28 pm

mood swung wrote: (and for the record, I'm not "over 40", I'm 40. these distinctions are perilously important to me now.)

she likes me, she really likes me!

taz, i don't think we're comin through just fine

taz · Post by **taz** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:00 am

Bah! They just don't know good, interesting conversation...maybe I should add a 'sex questions' forum...yeah, I'm sure that'd go over HUGE, right under the Annex...

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:22 am

Bring it on Taz - if people don't want to go there, the title should be enough to send them in the other direction.

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:31 am

(OS, hush! you'll get the gossip started again. but yes, I really like you. just don't tell bobster. or so lack. or jim for that matter!)

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:36 am

I'm gonna tell Jim when I see you guys at the Elvis show next month. He might get so mad he would let it ruin his good time that evening.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 9:52 am

spooky girlfriend wrote:Bring it on Taz - if people don't want to go there, the title should be enough to send them in the other direction.

spooky, you could tell us how you are practicing up for your porn career....

taz wrote:Bah! They just don't know good, interesting conversation...maybe I should add a 'sex questions' forum...yeah, I'm sure that'd go over HUGE, right under the Annex...

they think we're talking about us...

mood swung wrote:(OS, hush! you'll get the gossip started again. but yes, I really like you. just don't tell bobster. or so lack. or jim for that matter!)

you sure got a lotta boyfriends; i'm gonna poison your food...

spooky girlfriend wrote:I'm gonna tell Jim when I see you guys at the Elvis show next month. He might get so mad he would let it ruin his good time that evening.

you should maybe expect poor jim to be so anesthetized for the event that all you get is a "right on"...

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Wed Jan 28, 2004 10:12 am

you know me, slick, sworn to all, faithful to none. and expect jim to be feeling "witty and charming, part 3" which is right before "bulletproof" if memory serves. I just hope he doesn't shout out FREEEEEEBIRRRRRRRD!

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 7:07 am

Interesting theory that was being talked over here in Science-world yesterday....body hair like pithair/chesthair (dunno about nipple or ear hair tho?) is there to retain and display pheromones.

Has anyone seen the work that (think it was Marian Petrie's group) did at Newcastle university with human t-shirt smells? They made people score sweaty t-shirts on a scale, and then looked at which who preferred.
Found that we prefer ones that are most compatible to our own MHC Complex (laymans terms...we prefer people with genes that compliment ours). I think this data is a bit sketchy tho...

mood swung · Post by **mood swung** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:54 am

gee, and all I read was a lousy article on a new kind of matter. I do think our sense of smell is probably our most primal. I always loved smelling the back of my babies' heads, right at the base of the neck. I mean, provided they hadn't spit up. Something about that smell went somewhere deep in my head. Made me feel like a mother panther. guess I'm not as evolved as I'd like to think.

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 8:58 am

You're highly evolved!

Almost everything about us has a purpose (although not all...e.g the chin, and not always one which is used anymore...e.g the appendix)

Did you know women can hear sounds at higher frequencies than men, as an ancient adaptation to hearing babies crying? That's why many women can actually faintly hear bat calls when they're in a garden at dusk.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:07 am

would it be inappropriate for me to announce that I shave everything on my body????

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Fri Jan 30, 2004 9:22 am

* y a w n *

No, Cope, but it would be redundant. You already told us, possibly a few times (once in this thread and elsewhere too I think).

But I liike that theory about secondary body hair, Crow. And what's this about a new sort of matter?! I'm so out of it these days in every sense...