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Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:42 am

Plaything or Pet..real girls like porn..in one shape or form or another....

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 7:52 am

WOW...I just found a brilliant website!

http://www.antipornography.tk

(there is no nudity on this site obviously!)

Read the anti-porn testimonials

so scary!!!!!

A sex addict is a person who is unable to stop his/her compulsions toward masturbation, pornography, voyeurism, lust, illicit sex, molestation, fetishes, phone sex, chat rooms, romance novels or any other sexually related activity. If you think you are addicted or know someone who is, please know that there is hope for freedom from sex addiction.

Cope...I'm sorry mate, you'd better ring the number on the website..you've been reading too many romance novels!

selfmademug · Post by **selfmademug** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:26 am

Crow-- I tried calling them for a while, but then they told me if I didn't stop they'd call the police... so now I'm back to chatrooms and masturbation. Much healthier, really.

Gillibeanz · Post by **Gillibeanz** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:28 am

Otis Westinghouse wrote:SLL & Gilli (in the name of North London football harmony, make it a threesome when Doofster shows up)

Blimey! - your place or mine boys?

Might I add that im quite disgusted with the suggestion and thats its quite right women do not like porn - I only watch it to make sure im not missing out on anything - honest!!!

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:29 am

Laughin' COW.....you're right I'm "too far gone"....I'm doomed actually!!! weeeeeeeeiiiiii

so lacklustre · Post by **so lacklustre** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 8:43 am

Come round anytime you like Gilli!!

Your little porn quote reminds me of a Billy Connolly 'joke': Felly goes down the boozer every night and comes home pished, one night out of the blue he asks his wife to go with him. He gets to the bar and asks the barman for 2 large gold watches, and gives one to his missus , his wife takes a sip and says that it tastes horrible, "Aye" he says "and you think I'm out enjoying myself every night"

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:06 am

Gilly...if you only want to see if you're missing out on anything...don't dare see "Deep African Love #3"

verbal gymnastics · Post by **verbal gymnastics** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:13 am

Surely porn is an educational, er, tool...

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:14 am

Ha Ha Ha *imitating voices of Beavis & Butthead* he said tool!

A rope leash · Post by **A rope leash** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:32 am

A man's "right to know" has been a mainstay defense of pornography in legal battles over the years. How ya gonna know if nobody ever showed ya?

Some of the ladies could learn thing or two, as well. There will be a lab three times a week.

And, as far as the ladies not "liking" porno, there doesn't seem to be a shortage of them participating in porno productions.

Wait.

That one movie had like eight guys and one girl.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 9:36 am

In all honesty I think porn is a bad thing...it creates a weird relationship to love and sex....it's not really a good way to learn how to make love......

I don't watch it at all anymore.....it's destructive...

bambooneedle · Post by **bambooneedle** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:21 am

...but the question is, did it take years of extra hardcore porn to come to that conclusion?...

Just thought of another topic for debate: "Is pornography dumb?", for or against? It looks like they might not happen though... oh well, we'll see.

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 10:55 am

Oops, I forgot one vital ingredient to my earlier post: a handful of

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Poppet · Post by **Poppet** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:16 pm

i think we should mud wrestle for steve's affections. whatcha' think? we could tape it.

oily slick · Post by **oily slick** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:27 pm

second.

pip_52 · Post by **pip_52** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:30 pm

PlaythingOrPet wrote: Poppet - I think Pip has second dibs.

All right!

Now, whats this about mud wrestling? Is Steve gonna be there?

pip_52 · Post by **pip_52** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 12:43 pm

And Bamboo changed his avatar

(just to throw another topic into this already loaded thread)

Though actually, that ones pretty nice too . . .

bobster · Post by **bobster** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 3:05 pm

Well, it's a love and sex fest (but not NC-17) here on the Annex.

Interesting confessions, all around.

Re: Porn. My take on the subject is that it all takes place in an alternate dimension called, naturally, the Pornoverse.

In the P-verse, women want to have sex all the time at every hour of the day, with as many people as possible--so much so that, if no men are around, they have it with each other. Pornoverse people do not require food and only go to the bathroom in the kind of videos I don't want to know about. No STDs in the pornoverse of course. No pregnancies or babies either. (Well, again, except for the kind of videos I REALLY don't want to know about.) Pornoverse people do fall in love on occasion, but only in ways that don't slow the rutting.

Actually, I'm just looking for an interdimensional entryway, not into the Pornoverse so much as whatever alternate dimension suddenly had three beautiful women fighting over me. That was very un-painful.

laughingcrow · Post by **laughingcrow** » Fri Nov 07, 2003 6:31 pm

Bob...how do you get into the pornoverse..I'm not sure the Edinburgh to Glasgow line stops there?

and how much is it for front row tickets at the mud-wrestling show?

Mr. Misery · Post by **Mr. Misery** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 3:16 am

A Rope Leash and Diana Crow

Miss Buenos Aires and Bambooneedle

Pip_52 and El Vez (as close as I could get to her request & remain within the rules)

Mug and Otis

LJ and MM

John Foyle and Sweet Pear

Smallfaces1 · Post by **Smallfaces1** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 4:37 am

Porn is good. Without it we'd all be stuck in the 20's,30's,40's etc not daring to speak of sex and only having having it on our wedding nights!

PlaythingOrPet · Post by **PlaythingOrPet** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 5:37 am

Poppet wrote:i think we should mud wrestle for steve's affections. whatcha' think? we could tape it.

I'm game.

Muggy, Spooky, Goody and Moody. Imagine the chaos and mischievousness if they got together.

Poppet and Laughing. You'll always be an 18 y/o to me, Poppet. LaughingC will make you happy.

Rope and Spooks. Ma and Pa of nearly 200 children.

Where's Normee? I miss Normee. Normaaaan!

Boy With A Problem · Post by **Boy With A Problem** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 11:44 am

Re: Porn. My take on the subject is that it all takes place in an alternate dimension called, naturally, the Pornoverse.

I was under the impression most of it took place up in the Valley.

Perhaps everyone should forget about the Board cd and start focusing on Elvis Costello Fans V 2.0 Gone Wild !

Post by **spooky girlfriend** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 12:18 pm

Forget the Amazon link, now there's the way to raise money for the site!

Good idea, BWAP. I'm in!

Post by **BlueChair** » Sat Nov 08, 2003 12:29 pm

Smallfaces1 wrote:Porn is good. Without it we'd all be stuck in the 20's,30's,40's etc not daring to speak of sex and only having having it on our wedding nights!

You need to watch the History of Sex documentary. There was lots of sex and pornography in the 20's, 30's, and 40's, it was just more repressed, like alcohol!

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