Random Thoughts

[A rope leash]

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All part of the plan to keep us confused and confounded, mood...

[mood swung]

some days I feel just how that bird looks.


So, I stayed up and watched my first ever Conan Tonight Show to see Rancid perform. They were great, but I hated the 15 minutes or so I had to endure Dane Cook, who has to be the unfunniest comedian ever.

some observations: the new drummer is ferocious. skinny jeans are not for Tim. lars is the healthiest looking one amongst the group, which is just not possible.

[Who Shot Sam?]

I hated the 15 minutes or so I had to endure Dane Cook, who has to be the unfunniest comedian ever

QFT

[verbal gymnastics]

I hate it when pop stars lie to you. I went to see Glenn Tilbrook the other week and bumped into him outside the venue. I asked him to sing an EC song and he said he would. But he didn't. I was really upset.

Wait until I see him again. The cheek of the man - building up my hopes like that!

[Boy With A Problem]

..... Hold on, folks, we have not seen the bottom. We aren't even close. I lost over 55% of my retirement (thanks Barnie Fudgepacker). ......

Barnie Fudgepacker? Is that meant to be funny?

[mood swung]

It's not my birthday.


On the other hand, I am kicking WSS' ass in MLS ff. Also, Austin's & Steven's. My secret is to wait until everyone else stops playing. And making Guillermo Barros Schelotto my capitan.

[Who Shot Sam?]

It's not my birthday.


On the other hand, I am kicking WSS' ass in MLS ff. Also, Austin's & Steven's. My secret is to wait until everyone else stops playing. And making Guillermo Barros Schelotto my capitan.

Yeah I have not been a good boy with the MLS FF.

[Mr. Average]

..... Hold on, folks, we have not seen the bottom. We aren't even close. I lost over 55% of my retirement (thanks Barnie Fudgepacker). ......

Barnie Fudgepacker? Is that meant to be funny?

Nothing even remotely funny. Tragic. Sick. and duping 10,000's of people, yet untouchable as a 'minority" that we are to have empathy for. Tragic to see how this guy continues to run things into the ground, with a flair for the effete that sickens most.
what a loser.

[mood swung]

Boy shorts. Who knew? Most comfortable underwear ever.

[verbal gymnastics]

Even more than the leopardskin thong Moody?

[mood swung]

Shhh! There's a reason they call those unmentionables......

Not that that matters here. Ypsilanti panties, boy shorts & leopard skin thongs. There might be a song in there.

[A rope leash]

Dammit...Average, ole boy...you've gone down that hole of partisan depression that only losers fall into. I've seen it happen with so many Republican "conservatives" since O'Bomber took over. They sequester themselves in tiny corners, looking around suspiciously at "others", waiting for Glenn Beck while tuning the Rush station off just a little, letting in some frequency whine, to make it seem as if the propaganda was coming from a boat offshore. Your country's been taken over by gay leftists, and you are the last line of defense against this immoral assault.

This is much like my Grandmother was. No pill could soothe her when Kennedy beat Nixon back in 1960. "They", she said, "just won't let us win!". She sobbed for days. Fuck, we just had eight years of Eisenhower, so what the fuck? This how deep the partisan mindset is...it's genetic, almost...like religion.

"They", "Them", the "Evil Other". Your neighbor.

Meanwhile, we fuck with an Iranian election, and you think it's a revolution.

Sad, really, since it's all a gigantic mass deception.

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But, fuck, what do I care. There's a couple of hundred marijuana shops in LA, and getting a script don't seem that tough, so I don't know what Average's problem is. The Democrats? Fuck, after the disaster the Republicans let out in eight years, Average is lucky to even have a party left. Admit it, Ron Paul is your last hope. Get on the bus...and turn off the corporate news...it's embarrassing what it's doing to you.

Like I give a shit. Fuck no, I don't. This is my new style of writing, full of fucks. I've been this way since the fucking ice storm, and it's only gotten worse since my girlfriend left me and my dog died.

Yeah, she ran over him on the way out.

Yeah, that's right, Josie Cat's had enough of nothing. I'll have to rent this place out.

Yeah, that's right...it's hot as Hell but we had a shower and fuck I got wet. I would have stood for electrocution if I had known exactly where.

Yeah, fuck, who can blame her? The lack of sentiment is quite disturbing. This is the silliest rejection I've ever endured. She got me just before I was gonna get her. How weak.

So, sure, it's Whateverday night and I'm drinking some awful brew. Trust me, I can't afford it. So, Average..."fudge-packer"...that's pretty crude. A lot of women get their "fudge packed", as well. You think gays are some sort of protected minority that can't be insulted, but you just did...and the mainstream media you adore has given you the permission. Face it, if they were still stereotyping racial minorities, you'd be right in there with the "fun" on that, too. Your head is so full of corporate sizing I can't help but beseech you...please, sir...let go of the phony left-right political dichotomy. It isn't "leftists" that are in the wrong...it's everyone that thinks "right" or "left" are viable categories for political thought. You are blessed to live in a country that is based on a set of written-down guidelines...our Constitution...and no where there will you find any talk of Democrats or Republicans. Our forefathers hated political parties about as much as they hated bankers and crowned monarchies. We are all Americans first...party lackey is about eighth or ninth in my book.

Shit, at least you got a job and a family.

Fuck.

[ice nine]

I did a search on my iPod and I have seven (7) songs about boats.

1. Boat Drinks - J. Buffet
2. If I Had A Boat - L. Lovett
3. Longer Boats - Cat Stevens
4. Michael Row The Boat Ashore - P. Seeger
5. Silent Sorrow In Empty Boats - Genesis
6. Slow Boat To China - B. Foley
7. Wait Till Your Boat Goes Down - XTC

[bambooneedle]

Don't you have Spike on your ipod?!

[BlueChair]

I only have six songs about boats on my iPhone:

1. Banana Boat Song [live] - The Kinks

2. Big Boat - M. Ward

3. Last Boat Leaving - Elvis Costello

4 - Row, Row Your Boat - James Carr

5. River Boat - Allen Toussaint

6. Strange Boat - Waterboys

[so lacklustre]

8 on my Ipod

The Sailboat 'Malarkey' - A. L. Lloyd
Don't Rock My Boat - Bob Marley
Last Boat To America - David Gray
Last Boat Leaving - Elvis Costello
Sink My Boats - Ian Dury & The Blockheads
Boat Train - The Pogues
Strange Boat - The Waterboys
Wait Till Your Boat Goes Down - XTC

[so lacklustre]

More ships than boats

I'll Sail This Ship Alone - The Beautiful South
The Cruel Ship's Captain - A. L. Lloyd
Birds And Ships - Billy Bragg & Wilco
When The Ship Comes In - Bob Dylan
Ship of Fools - Elvis Costello
Shipbuilding - Elvis Costello & The Attractions
The Ship In Distress - Ewan MacColl
The Mighty Ship - The Housemartins
Liberty Ship - The La's
The Ship Song - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
When The Ship Comes In - The Pogues
Worship - Robert Wyatt
Shipbuilding - Robert Wyatt
Here Comes My Ship - Wreckless Eric

[Who Shot Sam?]

I got 15 "boats":

Little Empty Boat - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
A Kissed Out Red Floatboat - Cocteau Twins
Fishing Boat Song - M. Ward
Strange Boat - The Waterboys
Boat Ride To Skidegate - Veda Hille
River Boat - Allen Toussaint
Showboat Shuffle - Duke Ellington
Boat Train - The Pogues
There's A Boat That's Leaving Soon For New York - Miles Davis
Mingulay Boat Song - Richard Thompson
Last Boat Leaving - Elvis Costello
Tugboat - Galaxie 500
Big Boat - M. Ward
Rowboat - Johnny Cash
Boat - The Last Town Chorus

[Boy With A Problem]

13 Boats

Dont' Rock The Boat - Eddie Floyd
Das Boat - The Fall
When My Dreamboat Comes - Fats Domino
Slowboat to China - Fats Domino
Rock The Boat - Hues Corporation
Rock The Boat - Inner Circle
Rockin' The Boat of Love - Jerry Lee Lewis
Row Row Your Boat - James Carr
Take Me In A Lifeboat - Flatt & Scruggs
If I Had a Boat - Lyle Lovett
Six Months in a Leaky Boat - Split Enz
Heavenly Houseboat Blues - Townes Van Zandt
Last Boat Leaving - EC

17 Ships

Birds & Ships - Billy Bragg & Wilco
When The Ship Comes In - Bob Dylan
Star Ship - Brinsley Schwartz
Ship of Fools - Costello & Nieve
I'm a Little Rocket Ship - Cracker
The Crystal Ship - The Doors
Sinking Ship - Eugene Kelly
I'll Sail My Ship Alone - Jerry Lee Lewis
I'll Sail My Ship Alone - Patsy Cline
Liberty Ship - The La's
The Ship Song - Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
Shis Go Out - Ron Sexsmith
Silver Ships of Andilar - Townes Van Zandt
Here Comes My Ship - Wreckless Eric and Amy Rigby
Shipbuilding - Elvis Costello
Shipbuilding - Robert Wyatt
Shipbuilding - Suede

[so lacklustre]

21 Seas

1 - The Lure Of The Sea - The Beautiful South
2 - North Sea Bubble - Billy Bragg
3 - A13, Trunk Road To The Sea - Billy Bragg
4 - Seagulls - The Coral
5 - Seven Seas - Echo & The Bunnymen
6 - Oranges And Seasalt - Eliza Carthy
7 - The Sea - Fotheringay
8 - Back To The Sea - The Futureheads
9 - Flights In The Sea (Lovely Rain) - Graham Coxon
10 - Mexican Seafood - Nirvana
11 - Sailing On The Seven Seas - Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark
12 - Sea Spray - Paul Weller
13 - Sea Shanty - The Pogues
14 - North Sea Holes - The Pogues
15 - Seven Seas Of Rhye - Queen
16 - The Sea Calls - Richard Hawley
17 - Sea Song - Robert Wyatt
18 - Sail Away To The Sea - Sandy Denny
19 - Lady of the Sea - Seth Lakeman
20 - Toiler On The Sea - The Stranglers
21 - Sea Of Love - Tom Waits

[mood swung]

Y'all just don't have a lot to do, do you?


and I say that with love in my heart. Boat Drinks!!!

[verbal gymnastics]

I don't have an iPhone or iPod. Is this unusual these days? And does this make me even more of an outcast?

[so lacklustre]

Hey Ya

[bambooneedle]

I don't have an iPhone or iPod. Is this unusual these days? And does this make me even more of an outcast?

Nope. And nope, the concern and degree there of that you exhibit does however reveal you to be a conformist with acute approval seeking tendencies. So you might as well get an iphone as soon as possible... save yourself some frustration and pain.

[mood swung]

Michael Jackson.


Still dead.