Classic Seinfeld Lines

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:11 pm

Stick a fork in me jerry. I'm done!-- Kramer

Jackson Doofster · Post by **Jackson Doofster** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:19 pm

Always been a grat Frasier fan, but always seemed to miss Seinfeld because the bastards in charge of scheduling kept puttingit on at midnight.

The few I have seen have been hilarious except for......

....that infuriating jazzy music that riddles the whole show....why don't they stop that!!

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:28 pm

don't know Jack.

I was just watching some good syndication here at work. I LOVE this show.

DrJ · Post by **DrJ** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:52 pm

I finslly saw Larry David's "Curb Your Enthusiasm" last week and I thought it was very funny.

"That kid of yours... that's some penis he's got on him..."

DrJ

norman brain · Post by **norman brain** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 6:56 pm

"I'm out!," Kramer slams his money on the table in defeat in "The Contest." A classic episode!

I'm with you on this series, Less Than Zero. Thankfully, they are finally preparing a DVD set. No release date yet, but I'm there!

Post by **BlueChair** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:01 pm

THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:27 pm

HAHA!

how about "these PRETZELS! THEY'RE....MAKING ME SO THIRSTY!"

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:28 pm

THESE pretzels are making ME thirsty!

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:29 pm

norman brain wrote:"I'm out!," Kramer slams his money on the table in defeat in "The Contest." A classic episode!

I'm with you on this series, Less Than Zero. Thankfully, they are finally preparing a DVD set. No release date yet, but I'm there!

OH MY WORD! I NEED MONEY!!!

Poppet · Post by **Poppet** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:37 pm

i never got this show. maybe it was living w/ a new yorker that just was too much (why should i watch them on tv when i live with the schmuck, for christ's sake), but i never got seinfeld. i found it (gasp!) unfunny.

now Buffy the Vampire Slayer, *that* is an excellent show. but, only discovered AFTER i ditched the dude from Queens. and mighhty thankful i did, it's so COOL. (both. ditching the guy, and discovering Buffy)

well, at least in MY world it's cool to care about BtVS.

don't mind me. it's the *gasp* vodka talking. (gin is my beverage of choice, but i need a mixer unless i want to have a lost week.)

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:04 pm

Kramer exclaims:
"I'm out there, Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!"
As he tells Elaine and Jerry that he isn't wearing any underwear under his pants.

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:08 pm

does anybody know about a Seinfeld quotable type book?

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:11 pm

"I've got HAND, " states George.

"I'm breaking up with you..."
"But you can't break up with me, I've got hand!"
"And you're gonna need it!"

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:20 pm

"What about candle holders?"
"Too romantic."
"Lingerie?"
"Too sexual."
"Waffle maker?"
"Too domestic."
"Bust of Nelson Rockefeller?"
"Too gubernatorial."

Watching_Detectives · Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:26 pm

Howabout...
Maybe the dingo ate your baby.

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:34 pm

"I don't like when a woman says, 'Make love to me', it's intimidating. The last time a woman said that to me, I wound up apologizing to her."

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:44 pm

"Well, it's a story of love, deception, greed, lust, and unbridled enthusiasm."

girl out of time · Post by **girl out of time** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:06 am

helloooooooooooooooooooo!!!.................(imitating the weird noises coming out of seinfeld´s girlfriend´s stomach)

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 12:33 am

hellooooooooooooooo...la la la

Post by **BlueChair** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:14 am

"You had me sleeping on urine!" - Frank Costanza

LessThanZero · Post by **LessThanZero** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:22 am

"INFESTATION!! THAT'S IT! We're moving to Florida!"

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:46 am

Elaine as she shoves you in the chest:

"GET OUT!!!"

SweetPear · Post by **SweetPear** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:48 am

"Rochelle, Rochelle...a young girl's strange, erotic journey from Milan to Minsk"

Copenhagen Fan · Post by **Copenhagen Fan** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:50 am

My favorite has always been "SHRINKAGE"!

miss buenos aires · Post by **miss buenos aires** » Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:10 am

"Mulva?"

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