Meeting the man of my dreams

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Meeting the man of my dreams

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Hello

I am a lovely English woman hoping to meet the man of my dreams so I can get married and get a British passport. Wait a minute I already have one!! :shock:

OK an American or Canadian will do. I will make a good wife and hope to fulfil all my aspirations. I have many friends looking to have affairs too! I don't have a website yet but when I do I will post it on here in the wrong thread just to piss you all off

PS Call me Tatianna
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Have you been drinking again Gilli ?
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Of course she has, you silly sod...

***hic***

Incidentally, so have I.... :roll:
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Post by Copenhagen Fan »

So Gilly ...does this mean that you're finally ready for the all encompassing, proverbial hot beef injection???! HOT DAMN :lol:
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Post by Gillibeanz »

COPE: I dont know what you mean im sure - being a lovely English woman and all that!

STORMW/SULKY: Drinking? Me? I have no such terrible vices! I wont cost you much to marry me and im good at all the important things like ironing........ and did I mention im desperate? :lol:

OH NO! I sense Blues finger hovering over the delete button...... AARRGGHHH! :lol:
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:lol:

You go get them Russkis Gill!
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Post by ice nine »

Gilli-

I will marry you. Why not......

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Post by verbal gymnastics »

Gilli - I'd marry you but alas I am already taken. Quite why I don't know. Or how.

Maybe we should start a new thread on how we would sell ourselves if we were to advertise ourselves on the board.

Could be fun!
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Post by miss buenos aires »

Can't we just do it here?

Lovely single lady seeks underweight francophile. Poor posture, eyesight a plus. Turn-ons: eight hours of sleep, Hello Kitty, wigs. Turn-offs: poor grammar, tardiness, eating with one's hands.
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Post by migdd »

MBA, I may know the man of your dreams depending on which Franco you are refering to - Jesus or Generalissimo Francisco!!

The eyesight thing might get us in trouble also!
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migdd--Is he on Friendster?
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Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh. . .

. . .what's Friedster?
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No, MBA, I'm afraid he's not. Spends most of his time in his basement, watching Lorna the Exorcist over and over again. Oh, and did I mention he's middle-aged (45) and married with children! I'm sure this is sounding less appealing all the time. He's also not so underweight anymore.

But he IS a francophile!
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Miss BA....does one get anything on Friendster??!!!!
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