Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Let's say you are shipwrecked on a small island with two women...one very intelligent but unnattractive, the other a silly knockout. Which one will you be fantasizing about, and which one will you pursue first? ann-margret.jpg I contend that there will be no choice. Your natural inclinations to inse...

...but how about some classic beauty?


They just don't make 'em this tasty anymore...

...don't forget to scroll down...!

This damn song has been in my head since I watched the Colbert Report THREE DAYS AGO!

(It's too sophisticated for any Nashville star, by the way...)

From a Rolling Stone review of The Juliet Letters : >(The album's title derives from a newspaper item spotted by Costello's wife, about a professor in Verona who discovered some mail addressed to Juliet Capulet.)< Nothing to do with the movie, or vice-versa... It seems that letters to Juliet are not...

Gee, if only I could, I'd do whatever...

I have a question for everybody...or anybody...


What would you do if you could?

Are you talking to me, VG? That avatar is just something I stole off the web. If you will note, the head is quite attached. It does kind of symbolize my party attitude, even though I haven't been to a party in years. I've been detained by security personnel more than once for "having too much f...

I gave up all my Elvis, in case you hadn't heard. Wrote a song about it. He just reminds me that I'm old. Maybe he should shave his head. Just about a few days have passed, and only VG has joined in. I redecorated and everything. I guess it's all about books on this forum, or song titles, or in case...

Elvis...time to re-invent!

I should tell everyone that I don't know anything about Facebook, the Lisbon Treaty, or shadowy girls with erect nipples turning the way of the clock or otherwise. I just know what I heard. I'll tell you what, Otis...I can't stand that slut-culture either. The fact that we allow that crap to be fois...

There's a little bit of conversation going on here, and that's good. Sometimes I see the lady turning counter-clockwise, but not often. It's supposed to be some kind of left-right brain thing. Facebook Facebook Facebook. I guess it's a thing. Try to make yourself look good, eh? No doubt they got all...

The upshot of the treaty is pretty heavy though, as I understand it. It creates a unified government for Europe, making a sort of "United States of Europe". Do I have that correct? Seems like something the people should vote on...but anymore i wonder if the power even cares what the people...

This morning I'm wondering what our European posters think if the Lisbon Treaty...
This treaty is just sort of being imposed on you, isn't it?

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...ooops! I forgot about the children! Too many cuss-words in that one!

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Is the lady turning clockwise or counterclockwise?

I reckon no one wants to talk to the old dog. I stink, anyway. So, I guess I'll talk to myself. Okay, let me tell ya 'bout some of the things I'm goin' through. I know you think that you know but how do you know that what you know is true? Well maybe it's time for getting' out of line well it seems ...

I suppose it's not so far-fetched. The neck is quite an erogenous zone...and I guess women in some way still want to be "under the spell" of a man. funny_animated_pictures_25.gif But, how does this translate into love? I mean, real love as opposed to infatuation. Let me ask you...when two ...

Thank you, SoLack... Now, maybe someone can explain to me this new version of bloodsucking souls, as per Twilight. Is there suddenly something sexy about getting bitten by a vampire and made into his zombie? I have to imagine that the Hollywood types were thrilled when this new-genre Dracula came ab...

Anyway, this thread is about keeping this forum alive...specifically, The Annex. I don't know how the Spooky's do it. I've never donated a dime. So, if you have something to contribute...curious, strange, silly, stupid, or whatever...why not post it here and give ol' rope leash something to bite on?...

Anyway, this thread isn't about ragging on her. She's a good person.

I'm a jerk.
I've loved a lot of people.

Feel free to join in.

Of course, she'd kill me if she knew I was posting pictures of her and her family.

But this is such an out-of-the-way little forum. She didn't care much for Elvis.

She liked disco.