Elvis Costello Fan Forum

SULKY: They certainly are some unusual family names you have there!! I never cease to be amazed at the names of American people on the Jerry Springer show. I dont think theres ever been a person on there with a 'normal' name, - they all seem to be made up ones ive never heard of! Is that the trend o...

Oily - I dont want to upset you, - but it was your poem that killed Barry White...he read it and dropped down dead! :shock: My next door neighbour isnt Evelyn - but I used to work with a woman by that name 20 odd years ago - how did you know you internet stalker you?!! :D You shout 'fucking bob' whe...

Well i've read all your comments on the lyrics to the forthcoming album and i've just listened to 'you Turn To Me'. So far and ive got to say it - im not impressed :( I'm not going to pass judgement until i've heard the whole album in the context its meant to be listened in at least half a dozen tim...

VERBAL G: Throw your insults....im used to it!

I0 things that make you go "mmmmmmmmmmm" Babies butterflies breathtaking scenery cold drinks on a hot day A foot massage Puppies and kittens A hot shower and hair wash when you feel grubby and tired England scoring a goal Spurs scoring a goal Pictures of naked men........im laughing here.....

Proclaimers UK tour info so far.....

PROCLAIMERS The Junction - Over 14's Cambridge WED 15/10/2003 19:00

PROCLAIMERS Wedgewood Rooms Portsmouth SUN 26/10/2003 20:00

tickets can be ordered from http://www.wayahead.com/e

SULKY: Give it a go....I bet you could write a wicked poem!! Im not much good at it either, but I write for myself so it doesnt matter - im not looking to publish a book on poetry! It doesnt matter if its not 'high brow' stuff as long as you enjoy doing it we will enjoy reading it! Isn't that right ...

Well ive voted for Lineker. Not only cos he was a Spurs man, but for me he was England - and such a gentleman and ambassador for England too!

Thank you for sharing - it sounds so wonderfully romantic and a lovely story to look back on and tell the grandchildren in years to come! Theres not enough romance in the world....dont ever lose it and you will never lose your wife to someone who would be only to willing to provide it........... :wi...

R.E.M. for me every time - although Crowded House come a close second......

Bloody hell Jacks - you've really given us a hard on here - ooh eeer mrs!! Im gonna have to think hard about this one before I vote! Course my instinct would be to pump for one of the spurs players but 'I gots to be fair Olivesk' as Popeye would say!.......

The Who were my fav rock group in my teens and Roger Daltrey was my pin up. I was thrilled when I wrote to him never expecting a reply and he sent me a huge poster of himself personally dedicated to me!! Oh the joy was undescribable! It had pride of place on my bedroom wall for years. The group was ...

OILY: Nope! Must be because humour doesnt always come over on here very well! Thats the trouble with message boards - no emotion despite those little icons! :? By the way while you were away from the board you missed 3 marriages, 2 murders, 4 sex change ops and ive just had Elvis's baby! :D I will a...

Oily : My little avatar is annoying....oh poo! It took me ages of grovelling to get my partner to reduce it enough in size in the animation software for me to get it on here....it remined me of Elvis. Originally was longer than that with foot tapping and guitar playing then his guitar catches fire a...

Elvis certainly has spruced himself up....thats what a new love does to you - makes you go all glamorous and desirable....its the pheromones working overtime!

Hmmmm....looking at the lyrics its just as I predicted....a lament for his ended marriage and some songs about his new found love. Wheres my gold star??

Congrats on your wedding!! No details about weddings are ever boring.....tell all!!

Dang!! I missed all the fun....what did she say??????

What a great picture Liam - you lucky sod!

I wish Elvis would look a bit happier in his pictures though, it wouldnt kill him to smile now and again!

In no particular order:-

Mark Knopfler (Dire Straights)

Eric Clapton

Mark King (level 42)

Jimi Hendrix

Hank Marvin

TAZ: Dont worry about it - so have I - hence the 'standing them on the chair joke' so they wouldnt have to stoop so low.........

TAZ: That thought did cross my mind when I typed it - but I gave you all the benefit of the doubt and thought no one on this Elvis board would stoop so low.....they wouldnt have to cos I would stand them on a chair!!

SULKY: Well if you are going to call the poor thing Gillian if you have one just dont call its second name after mine.... its awful and named after my aunt who I cant stand either- Joan!! :shock: My poor partner is called Bruce....his mother is Scottish and wanted to call him Robert Bruce but his Da...

I enjoyed reading your story Liam - hope you can get that picture up somehow. I envy you. Im still waiting to hear if he is going to do any UK tour dates.

Nice poem Lap!