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by clairequilty
Thu Jul 01, 2004 11:23 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: This Or That - A New Game
Replies: 165
Views: 115722

I'll choose a small wedding.

I saw the Graduate and there's no way I could carry that cross.
by clairequilty
Thu Jul 01, 2004 10:55 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: This Or That - A New Game
Replies: 165
Views: 115722

To renew and broaden the thread I'll pose

Love or Sex?

Rarely getting either, I prefer sex.

Unlike love, sex generally has a definitive ending after which you can get up and make a sandwich.
by clairequilty
Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:50 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: The New Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs?
Replies: 4
Views: 5909

Thanks for the input.

I will definitely pick it up.

As for Paul's Boutique, I can't agree more. A masterpiece.

If you had Beatles White, Paul's Boutique and Imperial Bedroom on a desert island, you'd be home free until your volleyball deflated.
by clairequilty
Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:44 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: The Ten Best Psychedelic British Songs
Replies: 12
Views: 13785

Strawberry Fields Forever.

The best Psychedelic song ever.

The best song ever.
by clairequilty
Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:40 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: Let's vote for Costello's worst effort.
Replies: 45
Views: 32070

I prefer "really classic".
by clairequilty
Tue Jun 29, 2004 11:44 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: The New Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs?
Replies: 4
Views: 5909

The New Beastie Boys To the 5 Boroughs?

Does anyone have an opinion on it?

I have not heard it yet.

Paul's Boutique is one of my all time favs, and I have heard TT5B compared to it.

Anyone?
by clairequilty
Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:53 pm
Forum: From the management
Topic: We have a mole among us
Replies: 51
Views: 62401

I've come to the conclusion that my posts are either:

So jaw droppingly brilliant that to reply would be inane or ...
So mind numbingly stupid that the reader passes out before my entire post is read.

I happen t







Sorry, I nodded off.
by clairequilty
Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:36 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: the elvis pout
Replies: 4
Views: 6524

Welcome Dog!

But watch your step when treading through the "When Elvis wants to Fuck" thread. Your liable to step in some people shit.
by clairequilty
Tue Jun 29, 2004 7:31 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: Unusual EC Song to Spring On People
Replies: 33
Views: 23121

I'd put on Chewing Gum.

So quirky, but sooo great. With a guitar solo that wakes the dead. Love it or hate it, but you can't help but have a major reaction to this song.
by clairequilty
Tue Jun 29, 2004 6:57 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: When Costello Wants To Fuck
Replies: 41
Views: 30836

Jerry Springer just called and he wants to know all 'yalls availability for a taping next week.
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:56 am
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: When Costello Wants To Fuck
Replies: 41
Views: 30836

Not yet.

I can barely print, dude.








Please note that the use of the word "dude" in the reply above does not signify an allegiance to, nor a disdain for a particular demographic, religious sect, or political party on the part of the author.
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:20 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Question for the Texans
Replies: 5
Views: 4223

Will this affect the bench warrant currently out on me for getting a blow from a turtle two weeks ago in Houston?

To complicate things, the turtle was only 14, and was a cousin of mine.

I was with Jack Ryan at the time.
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 26, 2004 2:11 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: yay
Replies: 21
Views: 14041

About yer girlfriend. Does he have a sister?

Maybe we could double.

Just kidding. Late in Chicago and I'm going for the cheap shots.
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:51 am
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: When Costello Wants To Fuck
Replies: 41
Views: 30836

OK, I get it now.

I'll stick with Fugazi.
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 26, 2004 1:40 am
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: When Costello Wants To Fuck
Replies: 41
Views: 30836

... Skyrockets in flight...

Oh wait, did I misunderstand the thread?

I guess I'm confused.

Silly Love Songs for me, anyway.

Or anything by Fugazi.
by clairequilty
Sun Jun 20, 2004 8:28 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Supergroup for the new millenium
Replies: 2
Views: 3679

Supergroup for the new millenium

If Elvis Costello, Diana Krall, and AC DC formed a supergroup, they could call it:


AC EC DK DC
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:38 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Your "favorite" versus "the best" ?
Replies: 20
Views: 15255

This is a rehash, but in the sprit of the thread I'd say:

Elvis Costello: Best modern pop songwriter of the 20th century.

Elliott Smith: My favorite modern pop songwriter of the 20th Century.
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:33 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Your "favorite" versus "the best" ?
Replies: 20
Views: 15255

I know I've stated this before, but as far as The Beatles I'd have to go with:

Beatles White: My clear favorite.
Abbey Road: The Best
by clairequilty
Sat Jun 19, 2004 1:23 am
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: Are Elvis Costello and Diana Krall ruining each other?
Replies: 8
Views: 8601

This guy must be alot smarter than me, cuz I don't know what the FUCK he's talking about.
by clairequilty
Fri Jun 18, 2004 10:02 pm
Forum: Elvis Costello General Discussion
Topic: Are Elvis Costello and Diana Krall ruining each other?
Replies: 8
Views: 8601

Doug is obviously a guy who likes to hear himself talk. Which is great cuz he obviously needs to afix himself to others to feel alive. I do the same thing with my copy of Penthouse every month. But serious musical critiscm shouldn't intertwine itself with the artists' romantic endeavors. Except mayb...
by clairequilty
Fri Jun 18, 2004 9:55 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Your "favorite" versus "the best" ?
Replies: 20
Views: 15255

cosmos wrote:Steve Earle....Guitar Town is widely regarded as his best, but I'll take El Corazon instead any day.
I've always been partial to "I Feel Alright".

Maybe cuz I don't.
by clairequilty
Fri Jun 18, 2004 12:32 am
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Your "favorite" versus "the best" ?
Replies: 20
Views: 15255

Your "favorite" versus "the best" ?

Here's a little game some might find interesting. Pick two songs by an artist, one which you would consider their best song, and the other which you would consider your favorite song. Confused? Let me start the ball rolling. Hey Jude - The Beatles. I consider this to be the best song of theirs. A un...
by clairequilty
Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:37 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: Elliott Smith fans are a rough crowd!
Replies: 6
Views: 9084

Elliott Smith fans are a rough crowd!

Surfing an Elliott Smith forum tonight, as I often do, I was pretty taken aback by alot of the general hostility towards EC and his music. http://www.blamonet.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=50643 I was tempted to chime in but after 90 or so mostly indignant posts I just figured "What's t...
by clairequilty
Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:11 pm
Forum: From the management
Topic: We have a mole among us
Replies: 51
Views: 62401

Can somebody PLEAZZZZ! post to this damned forum.

Im sick of seeing my name in the Last Post column!
by clairequilty
Thu Jun 17, 2004 10:09 pm
Forum: The Annex
Topic: The Ten Best Pastoral Pop Songs
Replies: 1
Views: 4612

Believe it or not I had to look up the word "pastoral" to submit an educated entry in this category.

After doing so, the only thing I can come up with is:


"The Green Acres Theme Song"