Elvis Costello Fan Forum

Elijah Wood looks even creepier than usual.

A woman goes to the supermarket and buys a half-gallon of milk, some orange juice, a dozen eggs and a box of pasta. The drunk guy behind her gestures toward her purchases and says, "I bet you're single." The woman, taken aback, say, "Why, yes, I am. But how did you know?" The dr...

Yeah, I saw it recently too. Who was that guy?

So you're telling me I missed "New Amsterdam" and "Brilliant Mistake"? Thanks for ruining my day, John. If only I was not a struggling student, then I could have gone to this show and disguised it as a visit to the boyfriend.

Happy Birthday to a wonderful friend. I hope you had a great day and here's to many more!

Elvis C., Diana K., and their two illegitamate children (ages 5 and 19) walk into Elvis' manager's office. Diana is holding their newly adopted infant Cambodian baby, the 18 year old has a pet Shetland pony with her, and the five year old carries a silver bucket. Elvis says to his manager, "I ...

Happy Belated birthday! Tonight I'll have a gin and tonic in his honor.

GRRRRRR! If only I wasn't a poor student! This would be an easy weekend trip and I could stay with my parents in northern Virginia!

I pitty all those idiots I see on CNN thomasso, you misspelled "pity". I want to see America heal and return to it's past glory That would be "its" not "it's". If you are going to be mean, please remember to check spelling and grammar. That way, those of us who are &qu...

Yes, Otis, that is exactly what the boy said at the end of the film. Umm, I like that film, even though it's disgusting and disturbing. It's also very funny; when the psychiatrist is telling his therapist about his recurring dream, I always laugh harder than I probably should. I agree with what you ...

WE're not really nerds! Oh, but I am. A few weeks ago I heard "Alison" in a bar in DC. I was tipsy enough to sway my head and hum along, but not drunk enough to sing along. A week later I heard "Alison" in a bar in Arlington. Unfortunately, I've not had the pleasure of hearing E...

I was there. Maybe you got me confused with Bobster. Yes, Gathering Flowers was lovely. But for me, the highlights were "American Without Tears" and "Wild Horses". I thought Elvis and Emmylou's voices blended together beautifully. The fact that he started off with "Uncomplic...

I don't know what to say, but as an American, I always feel the need to say something (that's a joke).

I'm relieved that everyone and their loved ones are all right so far, and I will keep checking this thread until everyone is accounted for. My heart goes out to all of you and your beautiful city.

What a gorgeous experience! Thank you for sharing it with us, DrJ.

Oh my goodness. Spooky, my thoughts are with you, the wonderful Dr. Spooky, and your family. I'm sure all will turn out well. Please, give him our best.

Overheard in a restaurant, from a table of middle school aged kids:

A naked guy walks into a Psychiatrist's office. The Psychiatrist says "At first I thought you were crazy, but now I can see you're nuts."

Saturday afternoon I was driving through Massachusetts to the Hartford airport, and I heard "The Other Side of Summer" on the radio. I was very impressed, as I think I've heard "Alison" maybe twice on the DC classic rock station the entire time I've lived here. A little while lat...

Pink Flamingos

It made me feel dirty...

Thank you, johnfoyle, you've made my day! (assuming, of course, that the information is accurate.)

I recommend Excel Saga. It's funny and crazy and kind of annoying. And I agree with bobster, Lupin is fun. As for movies, The Cat Returns is cute, which I believe is another Ghibli film.





peace out.

Thank you, Taz, you understood exactly what I meant.

Noise, why must you keep insisting that I'm using a double standard? What did I ever do to you?

Aren't you letting Papa Bush's past mistakes influence your judgement of C. Rice and W? I smell a double standard, double dutchess. my god, i should have known somebody would misunderstand my point... :roll: I meant that Ms. Rice should think before she says such stupid shit. I don't need to look t...

I'll never forget the opening to her speech at the 2000 GOP convention: "I am a Republican because in 195- the Democrats in my county would not let my Grandfather register to vote." That's funny, comming from a woman who works for a guy whose dad voted againist the Civil Rights Act. I agr...

When I lived with my ex-boyfriend in a small town in rural IL about 2 years ago, I was suprised at his lax attitude about locking the front door. Apparantly, in his hometown, people felt safe enough not to do that. But having grown up in some not so sheltered places, it's always been a habit for me.

gotta say, this is making me giggle. then again, i do giggle easily. me too. :D i call them the lads. as in (the following conversation has actually taken place!) "It was the funniest thing! H teabagged this guy J when he was passed out on a chair! So did you see his piece? No, just the lads.&...