Elvis Costello Fan Forum

ICE: What is it? English here explain please.........

TIME: Women are from Earth - men are from the planet Zog! Seriously though we are talking about one arsehole here - there are plenty of men out there who only talk through them.... No really seriously this time before Im banned from the board by all the male members! Somewhere there is a sensitive k...

SHABBS! Dont see you much these days! Hows it all going in Wales - are you all settled in now?

This further comnfirms my theory that men are from another planet. Sounds as though you are well rid and that he doesnt deserve you. I hope you find someone else to appreciate you soon - you are too smart and pretty to be on your own for long!

Thanks for the rundown, sounds like you had a wonderful time. Its a great feeling when you have just been to an Elvis gig but when the high dissapears it just leaves you miserable and wanting more! I'm full of envy....its been yonks since he did a UK show

I dont find drink amusing at all Sulky. I never did like that feeling of being out of control, and even worse like death on a stick the next morning. I have only ever been drunk twice in my life and I guess in some peoples eyes that makes me a boring old fart but I dont give a damn. To me seeing a p...

Unfortunely Elvis has not had the pleasure of meeting me yet despite writing me several begging letters and hanging around my house trying to catch a glimpse of me..........

and then I woke up!

Dont know why but it doesnt work that way for a lot of us Rope.....I cant post pics either!

ROPE: You know as well as I do booze is only cool if taken in moderation. The things drunks find hysterically funny are usually not even remotely amusing to someone who is stone cold sober!

I hate all those stupid looking pretend 'air kisses' some people make - one side, then the other, then the other - whats the point?? A kiss is to show affection or passion and if you cant even bear to make skin contact then forget it!

LTZ: Do the full version - I know you are going to be awesome!

OILY: Thats not you, thats Hulk Hogan without the scarf on his head! :lol: Shame on you for putting that picture up after accusing mine of not being me!! :? SWEETPEAR: I dont know if its the same for everyone but none of your pictures have come up for me - they are all little boxes with red crosses ...

Well I see that you have already got your letter to Elvis for the board's CD Rope........

Oily you are older than I thought you would be.......

How do you manage to produce such awesome work and churn it out year after year for 26 odd years without runing out of inspiration????

LL: You lucky bugger! Id love to see the Proclaimers but im trying to persuade my other half into it. I made the ultimate sacrifice to go see Tori Amos with him but I dont think hes moving on this one!!

Sorry to hear your sad news Noise. *Cyber hug making its way down the phone lines as we speak.*

I hope the funeral goes as well as one can go. will be thinking of you and your family at this sad time, and look forward to your return.

DR J: Sod all? That is too sad!

There must be at least one thing!! - what about that lovely car in your photo for a start? You cant tell me you bought one like that just to get you from A to B - a skip on wheels would have done that! Or were you just posing beside someone elses?

LIPSTICKV: A yid? A yid is a jewish person....what makes you think all spurs fans are jews? I am a lifelong spurs girl through and through from north London but im not jewish, although I think the powers that run the Spurs side all are judging by the amount they spend on players

Nice work Sulky! No complaints here!

In the absence of Descartes allow me......

Everyone shut the fuck up!!

Jackson Doofster wrote: i might take the lovely Mrs Doofster for a punt

Hey Jackson, someone said they take me for a punt....at least I think they said punt............

sorry its a bit late, but better late than never so....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OTIS!!

Mug is right, - you are cute nice and fun - dont ever change!

Just for the record I thought the whole 'Himself' / 'W Lawyer' thing was a pretty good wheeze! I dont think there is anything to forgive either - there was no malice in it (unlike the poisonous snake). Everyone likes a laugh and its people like that who liven the board up and keep us all on our toes...

JACKSON: ATUB is one of my fav albums too....and I love the mellow stuff, - but this track did not excite me like a new listening of an Elvis song usually does. I know tracks grow on you through continued listening , but you know its something special when you hear it for the very first time and thi...