Elvis Costello Fan Forum

By the way she's dressed up! That fuckin' car will do anything! It never stops!

Why not? We can all go! We'll take the slut Mercury!

Yes, painted from memory...!

Hey, Sulky, I'm not working, but I'm bored, too. It's too hot to barbeque, and too dry for fireworks. I'm not going down to see the big display this year, as some sort of hackneyed protest against our country's aggressive tendencies of late. Apparently, nobody cares. It's love it or leave it around ...

The insurance lobby will no longer allow you to hurt yourself or someone else. You will still be required to pay premiums, however. We always try to legislate the shit out of everything. I forget who said it: "The more corrupt a society, the more laws it will have". Someone from way back. ...

Vacaville used to be a lot of fruit orchards, and an air base, and some place called The Nut Tree.

Hey, Mood, did you eat at Murillos? Dang, I miss it.

The photo is pretty much out my back door. Mortally hot out there right now...

I got the same message when I clicked, and I also found out I was the 10,000,000 visitor, and they tried to give me a "free" vacation. When I refused, spam boxes started opening up all over, until Explorer had an error. Fun The internet was supposed to be about a free exchange of informati...

Which is the bigger lie? A lie about a bomb, or a lie about a blow-job?

Women, of course, never lie.

How's that for a lie?

My country used to be
Sweet land of liberty

of thee I sing

Land of gun homicide
Land of my suicide
From every mountainside
Let business ring

Hey Cope, those seats at the Greek are not going to do your 'roids any favors...

Now come on! If bald heads were beautiful, Rogain and Propecia wouldn't be such successful products! It depends on the shape of the skull, and whatever else (moles, scars, creases, abnormal growths) adorns the scalp. Elvis is going bald, but it's not making him any better looking. His massive forehe...

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Check out the story about the minister's son in this week's Onion....

Oil, you're such a talent...

Wasn't Graham Parker struck by lightening?

At the gates of heaven, Strom was surprised that the angel was black, and that the sign said "we reserve the right to refuse service to anyone". Did you know he had a daughter by his black servant back in the twenties? He didn't exactly deny it, either. She lives in L. A. now. The story is...

Candide is all of Voltaire I've ever read, and it is quite enjoyable. It's also a surprisingly easy read. Let's all read it together...

Is it too late for me to do a country and western version of Pump It Up? If I start drinking now, I can have it done by August...

Now, where did I put that damned accordion?

I'm just curious...when you were in school, were you ever subject to government programs designed to keep you from tobacco? It seems like we spend a lot of money on trying to get kids to not start smoking, but it doesn't appear to be working. Maybe the government should say it's cool, then maybe the...

"Being cool is the single most important thing in life." - Homer Simpson, or Bart.

At last, I've found Truth!

Well, it's the message board that I am once again using to sabotage myself. This is not only because I hate my boss, but also because I hate the company that owns my company. Yesterday, we laid off ANOTHER 65 people. I survived this one, so that is a total of FOUR visits by the axe man where I've co...

Yeah, I've used that "I was so drunk" excuse before. O yeah, "I didn't remember a thing...", either!

Okay, I'm gone. Cope's fault...

You see, it's for those who can relate. I'm fairly straight-laced sexually, and I don't see any of my bedroom antics as being evil, or as being destructive, so I really don't see any problem in suggesting that someone leave afterwards. What's really gonna fuck 'em up is if they stay, and get to know...

Maybe he's on Prozac or Paxil. Maybe he needs a nice beef steak. Or maybe a drink!