Elvis Costello Fan Forum

A Guy walks into a bar, sits downs and starts to make conversation with guy at next table. "Want to hear the world's worst Polish Joke?" The other guy says "Sure, but before you tell it, let me tell you something. See those two bikers over there by the door, those tow real mean-lookin...

I think your location says it all...

How is Hillary Clinton "Hawkish" on the war effort? I would love to know where you get your info from. No one takes you seriously, because you come off like a moron. It's that simple. So why not take your 'faith based' jibber-jabber to Jimmy Swaggart.com, and leave this forum to the people...

few one-liners... What do you call a woman with one leg? - Ilene What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch? - Matt What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? - Bob What did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy in the middle thinks he is so hard!

time - the alan parsons project

I can't work out and smoke... I just quit a couple of weeks ago and am back in training... Have to get rid of all my flubberty jubbert... In a few weeks, I'll be a lean, mean, fighting machine..

A cucumber, an olive and a penis are talking. The cucumber says "I hate my life, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me in salad." The olive says "That's nothing, when I get big fat and juicy they cut me up and put me on pizza." The penis says "You think you ...

I love women - Lou Reed

Everyday I usually hate America second or 3rd.. The first thing I do every day is have a nice fortifying breakfast... Hearty helpings of granola, yogurt and strawberry.. A large glassful of Orange Juice and the I sit down with my NY Times... There's plenty of time in the day to hate America...

in-a-gadda-da vida - Iron Butterfly

Is it just me or am I the only one slightly disappointed that it's Felt.. I was hoping for someone sexier ... There were rumors that it was Diane Sawyer swirling around... That would have been more juicy!

You'd be surprised on how past greatness can give people hope... I still go see Woody Allen films, even though I know I'll be disappointed, based on the hope that maybe he has ONE more great film in him left... Same argument could be made about Elvis... I personally don't feel this way, I think he's...

Declanation, I was just a little freaked because an ex of mine (who has been known to check up on what I'm doing here) loves that movie. But you're obviously not him, so carry on! Nope not me... Sorry to hear about your stalker ex though... I once had to get a restraining order against an ex of min...

shatterproof wrote:The Breakfast Club

"I think about you when I go to the bathroom."

The Mosquito coast!!... I was just thinking about that movie the other day..

MBA, are you asking me who I am, or is "Who are you??" a movie quote?

Good call on in a lonely place, great movie.

"I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me."

miss buenos aires wrote:Ever do something bad on purpose?

Ever want to do something bad, but circumstances contrive against it, but you don't take that as a sign, you just move right to Plan B of your evil scheme?

elaborate.

Hell, if she had a pulse I'd be satisfied.

miss buenos aires wrote:Sign 1: I show up, and he's as cute in broad daylight as he was after seven vodka tonics in a dim bar.
Sign 5: We wake up in Bali.

Signs 2-4 are just gravy.

Very funny!

Mine would be something like;

1) She shows up and she has all her teeth.

actually 1 would be enough.

miss buenos aires wrote:If I ever got two kittens at the same time, I'd name them Revenge and Guilt. Somehow that doesn't quite sound right for dogs, though.

Wonder where your head must be at!!

BlueChair wrote:Cause the celebration of mediocrity is one of my biggest pet peeves

I agree wholeheartedly. Maybe if less people said "why give a shit?" and actually contributed to the advancement of culture things would be different.

Was not very impressed with the first couple American episodes. The Brit version is hard to live up to. I don't see it lasting much more than a few more episodes before it gets the axe.

My idea of fantasy of fantasy baseball would be watching the Yanks beat Boston in the World Series whilst getting an icredible blowjob from a very enthusiastic blonde with gargantuan hooters.

Sign me up for that.

I think Nick Lowe is a classic example of a great songwriter, whose performance ability is not up to snuff. Although he does have some funky, interesting production values to his tunes (i.e. breaking glasss, cruel to be kind, etc..) he misses the mark as a seminal performer. Listen to the difference...

First time poster here. Do any of you know of any new bands that accurately capture the same type of energy of early EC and the attractions? I'm just getting into EC and am completely blown away by hi early stuff.